Silence and more silence |
The assymmetry in every photograph of me is truly astounding.
I guess that is what I have to say.
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 07:17:00 PST |
New Pictures. Also, I was hit by a car yesterday, and received a haircut. |
I was riding my fabulous new bike, and a car, or rather this woman tucked deep inside the safety of steel framework, goes "Psh, stop sign! My reaction goes something like this, real fuckin' fast....
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 06:17:00 PST |
Gay Boss Impersonations |
So to pass the time at work, we do impersonations of each other. The rhode island Italian old woman, the two 'hood chicks, the spastic turrets guy, the perverted old black baptist, the high-...
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:05:00 PST |
Watch Me Totally Fuck Out |
The guy who is playing jazz at Kerouac, he has ripped off Simon and Garfunkel's Only Living Boy In New York. Same note sets in same key, and he's talking about visiting a girl in New York. Is it ...
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 07:49:00 PST |
Just Dip Me In Exotic Spices, Baby. |
1. Just letting the world know that I only work two jobs now! Fuck yeah. Also, I bought bread and raspberries yesterday and shared them in a circle of friends and we were fucking adorable.
2. And...
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 03:17:00 PST |
Fixed my gay profile, Taking charge of my MySpace. Plus : A Comfest Comment |
Today, (as you know because I messaged a few people), I was working at Target. Standing in line were a pair of Classic, Rough-And-Tumble Mullet Lezzies. They are only buying one thing. And it's a fuck...
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:51:00 PST |
Four Twenty AND 'Masturbation... Almost, but not quite' |
Megglet turned 16 and we partied. There will be pictures, pictures with captions. Captions like 'Masturbation... Almost, but not quite' and 'Never touched a black man!'. With explanations, maybe....
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 07:26:00 PST |
Man, I Love Fucking This Horse! |
Went to work, was bored. I made bubble lizard demons in the sink and named them things like Lucien Terrifica.
Went out to homechurch and then Vic's.
Why I am Awesome
Andii - Why does Gary Kleinpaste h...
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:26:00 PST |
I Promise Never Ever To... |
I solemnly promise never ever to post popular lists or games or surveys more than once a month.
Also, I will never ever drop the soap.
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 09:22:00 PST |
Five Star Mussy, Man MAN PUSSY. By me and Jimmy. |
Today = Seamless entertainment.I saw Simon, Danny, Fiona, Jay, Megg, Tiffany, Robyn, Andii, Josh, Leah, Greta, Jimmy, Emma, Laura, Timmy, Mikelle and Adam in such that order from two to ten thirty at ...
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 09:18:00 PST |
