Zana Disastroid - ProfilesArchive

About Me

In campus area Columbus Ohio, I'm a waitress and start school this quarter.I like train tracks. I'm big reader. I am not high functioning and I have no concept of financial responsibility. I ride a bike and eat granola, but I balance that grass-romping hippie shit with shopping at target and smoking camels. I hate babies, I love four-year olds. Related to that, I will never personally mate and spawn. I paint my nails bright red. I don't sleep regularly under any circumstances. I have a dearly loved harmonica. I aspire to a mandolin.
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My Interests

smoking, sassmouth, theater, sociology, writing, sitting around the dirty city.

I'd like to meet:

I'll talk to anyone who doesn't set off any creepster red flags.

Music:

parts and labor, hot hot heat, john vanderslice, bob dylan, iron and wine, decemberists, belle and sebastian, badly drawn boy, busdriver, the pixies, RJD2, andrew bird, the shins, the eels, the books, cake, neutral milk hotel, sufjan stevens, TV on the radio, tony trishka, yo la tengo, atmosphere

Movies:

good night and good luck, royal tenenbaums, waiting, waiting for guffman, elizabeth, life of brian/meaning of life/holy grail, O brother where art thou, rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, clerks, super troopers,

Television:

it's always sunny in philadelphia, the office, venture brothers and other adult swimmish stuff, firefly, house, arrested development

Books:

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, neverwhere, speaker for the dead, more later sometime...

My Blog

Silence and more silence

The assymmetry in every photograph of me is truly astounding. I guess that is what I have to say.
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 07:17:00 PST

New Pictures. Also, I was hit by a car yesterday, and received a haircut.

I was riding my fabulous new bike, and a car, or rather this woman tucked deep inside the safety of steel framework, goes "Psh, stop sign! My reaction goes something like this, real fuckin' fast....
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 06:17:00 PST

Gay Boss Impersonations

So to pass the time at work, we do impersonations of each other. The rhode island Italian old woman, the two 'hood chicks, the spastic turrets guy, the perverted old black baptist, the high-...
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:05:00 PST

Watch Me Totally Fuck Out

The guy who is playing jazz at Kerouac, he has ripped off Simon and Garfunkel's Only Living Boy In New York. Same note sets in same key, and he's talking about visiting a girl in New York. Is it ...
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 07:49:00 PST

Just Dip Me In Exotic Spices, Baby.

1. Just letting the world know that I only work two jobs now! Fuck yeah. Also, I bought bread and raspberries yesterday and shared them in a circle of friends and we were fucking adorable. 2. And...
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 03:17:00 PST

Fixed my gay profile, Taking charge of my MySpace. Plus : A Comfest Comment

Today, (as you know because I messaged a few people), I was working at Target. Standing in line were a pair of Classic, Rough-And-Tumble Mullet Lezzies. They are only buying one thing. And it's a fuck...
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:51:00 PST

Four Twenty AND 'Masturbation... Almost, but not quite'

Megglet turned 16 and we partied. There will be pictures, pictures with captions. Captions like 'Masturbation... Almost, but not quite' and 'Never touched a black man!'. With explanations, maybe....
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 07:26:00 PST

Man, I Love Fucking This Horse!

Went to work, was bored. I made bubble lizard demons in the sink and named them things like Lucien Terrifica. Went out to homechurch and then Vic's. Why I am Awesome Andii - Why does Gary Kleinpaste h...
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:26:00 PST

I Promise Never Ever To...

I solemnly promise never ever to post popular lists or games or surveys more than once a month. Also, I will never ever drop the soap.
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 09:22:00 PST

Five Star Mussy, Man MAN PUSSY. By me and Jimmy.

Today = Seamless entertainment.I saw Simon, Danny, Fiona, Jay, Megg, Tiffany, Robyn, Andii, Josh, Leah, Greta, Jimmy, Emma, Laura, Timmy, Mikelle and Adam in such that order from two to ten thirty at ...
Posted by Zana Disastroid on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 09:18:00 PST