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Fern

Gotta get the Devil out

About Me

I love dark rides, Halloween, haunted houses, campfires, sleepovers, classic cars and motorcycles, CBC radio, baking, gardening, road trips, bagpipes, travelling, lots of food, and ... lots of food.

Cool Slideshows "Geraldo couldn't do it, the assface. But what we have done here, in this afcob of afcobs, this miracle of miracles, is build a cannon big enough to shoot even the huskiest midget into the abyss. It kind of reminds me of a summer breeze; like hotdogs, turtles ... and MURDER." -- "Late Night with Conan O'Brien"

My Interests

Writing, cooking, gardening, shopping, fine dining, fashion, philosophy, reading, drawing, tv (my parent growing up), volunteering, sociology, psychology, music.

Style icons: Nikita, Brigitte Bardot, Twiggy, Francoise Hardy.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who gets my jokes and will help me build a zeppelin in my backyard.
"Obvious enough that generalities work to protect the mind from the great outdoors; is it possible that this was in fact their first purpose?" -- Nemerov

Music:

I have decided to expand this section for the sake of accuracy: Cowboy Junkies, Dave's True Story, Mandalay, Portishead, Massive Attack, Sloan, Lamb, Gus Gus, Goldfrapp, Suzanne Vega, Crash Vegas, Depeche Mode, Francoise Hardy, Curve, Neil Young, Hooverphonic, Morcheeba, Saint Etienne, Stereolab, bossa nova (Getz and Gilberto, Nat King Cole), jazz (Carmen McRae and Julie London), real country (Patsy Cline), Motown (Marvin Gaye, Supremes, Stevie Wonder), blues (Johnny Lee Hooker), classic rock (Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix), metal/rock/etc. (AC/DC; Guns 'N' Roses; Hole; Nirvana), funk/soul (Kool and the Gang; Shuggie Otis; Otis Redding).


"Ma jeunesse fout le camp"

Movies:

In the Mood for Love, Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings, James Bond, The Insider, Memento, The Big Lebowski, The King and I, black-and-white films, Happy Texas, Broken Flowers, North by Northwest, American Movie, Psycho Beach Party, Army of Darkness, Shaun of the Dead, FUBAR.

Television:

American Gothic, Oz, Daily Planet, Profiler, Dr. Katz, Home Movies, Daria, Nikita, Law & Order, Futurama, The Office (British, of course!), Gilmore Girls, Medium, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Simpsons, 100 Center Street, Sisters, Picket Fences, Chicago Hope, Late Night with Conan O'Brien (when Andy was on), Fashion File, FashionTelevision, Sherlock Holmes (Granada), Eerie Indiana, Travelers, VR.5, Designing Women, Murphy Brown, Corner Gas, The Red Green Show.

Books:

Nancy Garden's "Prisoner of Vampires" and "Monster Hunters" series, Jostein Gaarder's "Sophie's World" and "Solitaire Mystery, " Lilian Jackson Braun's "The Cat Who ..." mysteries, Lee Martin's police procedurals, L.J. Smith's "The Night of the Solstice" and "Heart of Valor, " P.G. Wodehouse, Colin Dexter's Inspector Morse series, Lynn Hightower, Margaret Moseley, Arthur Conan Doyle, Carole Nelson Douglas's Irene Adler series, Philip Pullman's "The Golden Compass, " Funk and Wagnall's dictionary!

Heroes:

People who take the time to look at themselves and others.

My Blog

Scotch and Lift

Well, Celeste and I have had two further meetings at the Irish Heather now. I tried a nice little Scotch, but it wasn't nearly as smooth and buttery as the waitress claimed, so I think I'll try a whis...
Posted by Fern on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:17:00 PST

The Life and Death Brigade, First Meeting

The first meeting of The Life and Death Brigade took place at The irish Heather on Carrall Street. We must have monthly meetings there, over Guinness and whiskey (me) and bottled girly drinks (Celeste...
Posted by Fern on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 12:18:00 PST

So I says to Mable, I says ...

... that guy's a bum!I'm making biscuits on Wednesday, if I have time. I need to have another chili party, gals, with my GOOD cornbread -- none of that sawdust crap that they have in the restaurants."...
Posted by Fern on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:59:00 PST

Yay for Scots!

I have no official last name that I know of. I have had many pseudonyms throughout my life, and they are always Scottish. (Douglas was very popular with me when I was 11.) I look up coats of arms and ...
Posted by Fern on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:14:00 PST

More thoughts from the Wireheaded Genius

2002-04-21 - 2:18 p.m.So you want to know a little more about me. As well you should. And lucky for you, I am in the mood to share myself -- just the littlest bit of myself, for I am too precious to s...
Posted by Fern on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 01:14:00 PST