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The Steinbergler

I ain't your pal, dickface. - Ray Jackson in Bloodsport

About Me

I am an interesting sort of fellow! I enjoy casual cuisine and pottery. You may know me from a variety of places. Church is not my sort of scene and I also really enjoy a rousing game of raquetball. That is all for now.

My Interests

shuffleboard and scuba diving

I'd like to meet:

Jet Li and John Elway. Do you need anyone else?

Music:



Here are some bands I enjoy in alphabetical order:

AFI

Animal Collective

The Arcade Fire

At the Drive-In

B.B. King

The Bad Plus

Ben Folds Five

The Bled

Bloc Party

The Blood Brothers

Boys Night Out

Brand New

Bright Eyes

Circa Survive

Cobra Starship

Coheed and Cambria

Coldplay (mostly just their first album)

Common

Cursive

Damien Rice

Dangerdoom

Dark Orchid

Death Cab for Cutie

Desparecidos

Desperately Waiting

The Doors

Elliot Smith

Emanuel

Emery

Eminem

Evaline

Everclear

The Faint

Fall of Troy

Fall Out Boy

Fiona Apple

Fischerspooner

Flogging Molly

Funeral for a Friend

The Futureheads

Gnarls Barkley

The Good Life

Gorillaz

Gym Class Heroes

Hot Hot Heat

Interpol

Iron and Wine

Jamie Cullum

Jimmy Eat World

Johnny Cash

Joy Division

Jupiter Sunrise

Jurassic 5

Kanye West

Keane

Kings of Leon

Led Zeppelin

Mae

The Mars Volta

Mates of State

Matisyahu

mewithoutyou

Michael Jackson

Midtown

Mindless Self Indulgence

Minus the Bear

Modest Mouse

Moneen

Mos Def

MuteMath

Nil Lara

Nine Inch Nails

Nirvana

Oasis

OK Go

Outkast

Park

Pedro the Lion

Pete Yorn

The Pharcyde

Pink Floyd

PJ Harvey

The Postal Service

The Presidents of the United States of America

Queen

Queens of The Stone Age

Radiohead

Rage Against the Machine

Razorlight

The Red Hot Chili Peppers (pre-californication only)

The Refreshments

Reggie and the Full Effect

Rocky Votolato

Royce Da 5'9"

Ryan Adams

Say Anything

Sigur Ros

Simon and Garfunkel

Sleater Kinney

Smashing Pumpkins

Social Distortion

The Sounds

Sparta

Straylight Run

Sufjan Stevens

Taking Back Sunday

Talib Kweli

Tenacious D

They Might be Giants

Thursday

Tom Petty

Tsunami Bomb

Ugly Casanova

UnderOATH

Valient Thorr

Warren Zevon

Weezer

Weird Al Yankovic

The White Stripes

Willy Mason

Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Yes

Movies:

movies that aren't crass and filled with sass, those are my types of films.

Television:

I enjoy reality telivision.

Books:

The Joy of Cooking, Express 101 recipe book

Heroes:

Tennis Coaches.

My Blog

Check it for sure

Do yourself a favor and go listen to "Chemistry of a Car Crash" by Shiny Toy Guns. Its great.
Posted by The Steinbergler on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:47:00 PST

fuck

My job sucks. They dont have any concept of letting their employees call in sick on occasion or ask for days off in advance. In every case you have to get someone to cover your shift. Two of my best f...
Posted by The Steinbergler on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:37:00 PST

Story Three: "A Bad Idea for a Mentos Commercial" (PG-13)

Looking down at his right leg J.W. still can't really figure out what happened. Well, more so the why rather than the what. Anyone could have seen something like this happening. But how it actually al...
Posted by The Steinbergler on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:36:00 PST

Story Number Two: "Right Index Finger on Trigger" (PG-13/R Rated)

    I want to say my life is interesting. It isn't. No matter how hard I try, I can't seem to get out and do anything. I am not shy. I think, if I remember correctly, I can be charming ...
Posted by The Steinbergler on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:12:00 PST

Ummm some help?

Ok...so UNC's writing contest deadline is this wednesday. I would like to get some input from some of you guys about three of my short stories. I will post them seperately so just comment on the ones ...
Posted by The Steinbergler on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:11:00 PST

Can't you see there is nothing we can do? (a real update!)

I pretty much haven't done a true update at all this semester. I did little things for my birthday and for my dog getting put down but that is it.This semester all and all hasn't been bad. I learned a...
Posted by The Steinbergler on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:59:00 PST

lots to say but no way to say it

And I am bored so...heres this dumb thingCan u answer 22 questions about ur number 1 DON'T change your top friends, and answer 22 questions about the 1st person in your top friends. 1) What's their n...
Posted by The Steinbergler on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:52:00 PST

when your only friends are hotel rooms

I am supposed to be writing a paper but I am procrastinating again. so here is the bedroom survey: Do you have the following in your bedroom:Condoms: yesCell phone: not right now Chair/stool...
Posted by The Steinbergler on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:50:00 PST

frisbee pt 2

A quick lyric that reminded me of frisbee:I can't explain the state that I'm in The state of my heart, he was my best friend Into the car, from the back seat Oh admiration in falling asleep ok...I...
Posted by The Steinbergler on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:31:00 PST

Golden Rod and The 4-H stone

My parents put down my dog today...he was 14 or 15 years old...I cant remember. He was a white lab so, all things considered, he had a very long life. His name was Frisbee...long story.Its weird losin...
Posted by The Steinbergler on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:55:00 PST