nickelback: so sexxxy

  i fucking love mad libs. ..> Bad Trip One night I was riding my anus it was so wow ! When we got back to the strip club I took off my loin cloth because I was so wet , soo wet that I turned...
Posted by turnpike on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:54:00 PST

jessica and chelsea: mad libs edition

As I was meandering nastily down the mountains one fine summer's seconds, the most obnoxious, d e f g me, stopping me in my tracks. "Look here," I said, h my i at silky jessica accidentally sexed me, ...
Posted by turnpike on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:46:00 PST

word war

I woke up from my dream last night, shaking, freezing cold in my apartment I roll over the clean sheets, comforting me "Chelsea, why are you always so sad." my mother whispers to me I hug my pill...
Posted by turnpike on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:19:00 PST

taaag.

The rules are: once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names, and wh...
Posted by turnpike on Fri, 18 May 2007 04:44:00 PST