Not pretentious nor self-righteous enough to have my profile set to private (don't get me started about THAT!)...but just enough to have a profile on myspace in the first place......
...I believe my feelings about life would best be expressed by the words of the ever sage-like Homer Simpson, "I like my beer cold, my radio loud, and my homosexuals flaaaming!"
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
The Fierce Pirate Midgets of Willygoat....the deadliest Pirates of the Seven Seas!