Lost and Found |
It's time again to turn the page of November.
Every year the same wind blows crazy in my ear, burning a hot tip on my spear.
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:23:00 GMT |
6 Months and it’s going pretty well |
Looking back it hasn't been very long but the time spent together makes it seem longer.
Tonight we eat at Lynn's and scarf on snails.
Suck it.
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:26:00 GMT |
Vending Machine Lottery |
Today I won. Today I placed 65 cents in the machine in the breakroom and pressed selection 123 expecting 1 bag of peanut M&M's to drop into the recieving container but that isn't what happen...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:00:00 GMT |
Mr. Bob |
Saw The Bob show late at the Warehouse Live Saturday night. Nice show. Wouldn't say it was his best performance but it was good.
They tossed out my girl for dancing on stage to AssKnockin....
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 06:15:00 GMT |
New Job |
I start Monday. Still a computer nerd. I will be downtown for a well known war contractor. Suck it. 10-4.
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 02:18:00 GMT |
Dogs continue to bite me |
Dogs continue to bite me. Lots of them.
All sorts. You name the breed, they have bitten me.
The next dog that bites me I feed pop-rocks and coke and hit with a tire iron.
Don't bite Jason....
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 17:42:00 GMT |
Where the hell have you been? |
Keeping my nose clean. Keeping my wallet closed. Keeping an eye on my psyche. Hanging out with my dog. Hanging out with my girl. Hanging out with my mom. Losing hair. &nb...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:19:00 GMT |
Trials and Tribulations |
My new mantra is "fuck it-fuck it-fuck it" (but in a really slow sexy tone) until I find the happy place up on that mountainside covered with honey and red tulips. It may not be a traditional ha...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 21:07:00 GMT |
Trashday is Thursday |
My mind can't take much more of this stop and go bullshit rollercoaster merry-go-round all you can eat buffet shoot'em up disco bookfair.
hot flamin choo-choo,
burnin up the track
hot flam...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 23:55:00 GMT |
Today's Difference - another tennis ball |
In my interview today I won't:
shake hands with a secret, creepy, scratchy index finger;
look longingly at the picture of their daughter on their desk;
intentionally leave my fly open;
steal anyt...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:00:00 GMT |
