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Labium Majorus

get in where you fit in, welcome to my world..

About Me

I don't really do anything fruitful, as it were.. no, I've definitely fractionally become a fuck up. Quite involuntarily, my social life rules all and I could quite effortlessly be procrastinator of the year. I'm either just a very baffled child or very lazy. I have a need to be around friends at all times; I'm fully intrigued by men and reading; I like to be inebriated, to smoke shisha, and when not to drink coffee to keep me awake.I fucking love music but I feel quite inadequate making this statement because I clearly do not like it as much as Max. After I have chilled out in Africa for two months with Vicki I want to live in a flat with no furniture with Cat for a year, many an uncontrollable soiree would go down here, and when sober, many philosophical conversations. After this I should think I'll go to uni and do social anthropology so as to discuss worldly issues all day and party fucking hard. Anything else you should know includes: Vicki is my wife, I like fashion and I want to go India right now. take care now
a slimy, middle aged trainguard wonders through Eastbourne towncentre, evidently perplexed, asking himself questions such as "...where is my hair gel?..where do I live?.." TO PREVENT MYSELF BECOMING HIM,I READ THE INDEPENDENT AND ENGAGE IN INTRIGUING CONVERSATION.
I have retired, my life is now 10% better. More time to fraternize.
Procrastination and being a social slut has led to lack of productivity at college.
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My Interests

Being English,putting on my best frock, and going off the rails (in that order).procrastination.drinking.character assasination.shisha.coffee.men.eating alfresco.conversing.reading.music.chilling in Africa.Cat.sex.sexual eruption.cuntish antics.etc

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I'd like to meet:

men are cool.

Music:



Vampire Weekend.The Postal Service.Toots and the Maytals.The Skatalites.Hot Chip.The Smiths.The Cure. The Maccabee's.Foals.Crystal Castles.Good shoes.Snoop Doggy dogg.Modest Mouse.etc.

Movies:

jhiwefhrihufaf.vagina.

Television:

Hollyoaks.

Books:

Cat and I steal books from Grove Road.

Heroes:

fucking love Vicki and Ben.

My Blog

baggy jonathon saunders dress.

this is all.
Posted by Labium Majorus on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:38:00 PST

5 monaten, siebzehn tag

© init!   so after entering the new year in an inebriatedly fun fashion, I feel obligated to let it be recognized that in 5months and 17 days Vicki and I will be once again be intoxicatedly flyin...
Posted by Labium Majorus on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:27:00 PST