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Hettie Banger

I am here for Friends

About Me



I like things that make me go hmmm...
Sometimes I fantasize about punching Courtney Love in the face.

I often wish I were employed as the composer of fortune cookie fortunes.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Appreciators of feathers.

Someone who can convince the rest of the world that "funnest" should be a real word.

Someone who would like to publish a coffee table book called, "The Erotic Life of Nerds." It will include alluring pick-up lines like, "You had me at Rousseau," and will be sort of like a cross between Madonna's "Sex" book and "The Whore of Mensa."
People who strive to find alternatives to yelling "Woo Hoo!" when they are excited.

Optimists (e.g., )