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Tyler Whidden

Set 'em up for the dead end kids . . .

About Me

NOT Dane Cook.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/2/2006
Band Website: TylerWhidden.com
Band Members: Tera Patrick, (not) Dane Cook, Jenna Jameson, Jesus, Sexy, Kobe Bryant
Influences: Richard Pryor, Steve Martin, Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Marijuana, Budweiser, etc, etc,
Sounds Like:
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

The High Life Brewins Win BHL Snow Cup!!!!!

..By Scott Harrington         BHL Comissioner ..> ..> ..>    The High Life Brewins are the reigning Snow Cup champs..>..> PUT-IN BAY --- The 2006-0...
Posted by Tyler Whidden on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:03:00 PST

Goddamn it

This is a list of things i wish i was: eccentric talented quirky less normal tasteful visionary magnetic dashing artistic younger dedicated good looking inspired that guy who's happy for no fucking re...
Posted by Tyler Whidden on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:08:00 PST

I Was Tagona, now I'm Tacoma

I'm cleaning out my email and came across some pretty funny ones. This first one was one i had sent in 2000 when my brother and i drove from Little Rock, Arkansas to Tacoma, Washington. We had a Uhaul...
Posted by Tyler Whidden on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:07:00 PST

$25, 000 -- First pages

Some of you know I've been working on a writing a book for a while now. Those that know politely ask to read some of it. I've politely told them to go fuck themselves, as allowing such would be bad lu...
Posted by Tyler Whidden on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:06:00 PST

30 -- You were sweet

I had my 31st birthday recently. People like to think that as you get older, you're also supposed to get depressed about aging. I'm not so much. I guess it only matters where you are in your life and ...
Posted by Tyler Whidden on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:34:00 PST

Everybody's An Asshole on St. Patrick's Day

This column originally appeared in The Post on March 10, 1999. These 'Irish' eyes aren't smiling by Tyler JC Whidden THE POST ..> "Irish people saved civilization." - my "Irish" sister-in-law, ...
Posted by Tyler Whidden on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:13:00 PST

People I love -- Mark Heid

     I met Mark in 1997 in Chautauqua, NY while writing for the Chautauquan Daily. He was always a happy go-lucky kid and he was studying painting with the prestigious Chautauqua S...
Posted by Tyler Whidden on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:08:00 PST

My all-time favorite V-Day gift EVER!

An ex-girlfriend gave this list to me many lives ago. She was pretty great. 197 Reasons It's Ok To Love Me 1. You'll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane again 2. ...
Posted by Tyler Whidden on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:11:00 PST

My Favorite Things of 2006

Overall Thing -- living in Chicago Band -- Roger Hoover & The Whiskeyhounds, Death Cab For Cutie, Ray Fogg, Arctic Monkeys, Ani DiFranco Songs -- "She Goes And Does A Thing Like That" (Roger Hoove...
Posted by Tyler Whidden on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:06:00 PST

"We Have To Talk" -- New Play

BOY Are you hungry? GIRL We need to talk.                              BOY...
Posted by Tyler Whidden on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:05:00 PST