The Memorial weekend to-do list: A postmortem |
_x_ Buy $45 dollars worth of Granola Bars.
_x__ Knock on a random lady's door and ask if I can have the refrigerator box in her recycling bin
_x__Watch helplessly as Cadbury eats a foreign object off ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 08:27:00 GMT |
Actual words overheard while working with my Dad and Uncle |
Gotta love em...
"Gnarly.".
"Radical.".
" Wasn’t he the lead guitarist for Spyro Gyra?".
"The journey that Neil Diamond’s music took you on in Jonathan Livingston Seagu...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:22:00 GMT |
Things that were not at my house before I had a Christmas Party |
A half eaten gingerbread house.
A 14 inch snowman decoration that lights up...and looks like he should sing or something, but I can't figure out how to make him do it...
22 beers in my re...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:02:00 GMT |
An ode to my new best friend |
Oh Warm Fusion Heater, It's only been a few days but I must pronounce my love for you! I never would have thought that something so perfectly wonderful could be purchased in a box at Target...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:20:00 GMT |
So? |
Guess who Saw Disney Princess' on Ice on Saturday?
Me. I saw Disney Princess' on Ice on Saturday!
And I went with my 3 year old niece so none of YOU can judge me.
(And for th...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:53:00 GMT |
Secrets too secret for MySpace |
Why do people write blogs, then set them to private? No really-I'm asking you. What's the point in that? I'm not having a tantrum or anything- But I want someone to give me a situation in wh...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:37:00 GMT |
You know whats awesome? |
Swing dancing.
ooh, and pomegranents, those are awesome too.
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:23:00 GMT |
Whos with me? |
Has anyone noticed that the Radio has been playing Britney Spears songs now more than ever? If ever I'm in a grocery store for longer than 10 minutes I'm bound to hear one of her crappy songs. I swear...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 14:07:00 GMT |
RIP 1998-2007 |
Remember that tooth I had sticking out the side of my mouth? It's gone now!
I know a lot of you are going to be upset that you didn't get to say a proper goodbye to it. But we can all keep...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 22:47:00 GMT |
The Terrorists have won... |
Well, It's official everyone! (I think its best that you're sitting down in preparation for this news)
They have stopped selling Big Kat Candy bars.
I know. WTF.
I've checked eve...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 18:09:00 GMT |
