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Dannys House

About Me

Danny's House started back before we all decided to be a real band. originally we starteded off sitting around in the garage, banging on shit & smoking alot of pot, which was fun, just not very good. Now we have real instruments and better pot! So one day recently, we decided that the time is now/whenever. The World is ready for shitty stoner rock once again! So Here are few things you should know about the band... 1. Our turn-ons include (a) extendo-blunts packed to the very ends with nothing but the finest green. (b) 40oz of the cheapest malt liquor. (c) Anything that has to do with naked chics... Even fat sluts. (d) Long walks on the beach... with a blunt & some beer. 2. 4/5ths of the band is from Tha V originally (Thats Vallejo CA, for those who don't know!) 707 V-TOWN FOO WE BREAK SHIT!!!!!!! (like hearts & the law) 3. Our practice spot is smack-dab inthe middle of Vallejo. seriously, I can shoot potatos onto interstate 80 from my bedroom window! Well thats about it for now ... look at our other crap.O.K. we finally got some of our music up here. So if you hate us, tell us, I'll probably tell you to fuck off, if you like us, tell us, I'll probably tell you to fuck off anyways!& Yes, That IS a kazoo solo on everybody's song, so recognize bitches! kazoo forever!!!!!poop. boobs. wee-wee. now im done.
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Music:

Member Since: 1/2/2006
Band Website: I'm pretty sure this is the only one we have.
Band Members: BASS: "Fat" Frankie Lane
DRUMS: Erock "Princess" Schachtell
VOCALS: Robert "Lard Balls" Lee
GUITAR: Danny "suzie" Sepulveda
HORNS & KEYBOARDS: Jimmy "the Wingman" Wingfield
RECORDER and PERCUSSION: Hank "the Pied Piper" Powell

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Influences: Weed,Beer,Boobies, & Music (From Johnny Cash to Brotha Lynch)
Sounds Like: A cat being hit by a train... It's kinda hard to listen to & and look, but you'll still never be able to get it out of the back of your mind or ears.
Record Label: Yer Mama's Face Records Bitch!!!!!

My Blog

Waterboarding Party!!!

Just in case you haven't heard yet - Danny's House is sponsoring a WATERBOARDING PARTY!It's gonna be great.  The challenge is to take 4 shots of jungle juice, then get waterboarded.Prizes will be awar...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 00:01:00 GMT

Raoul the wonder goat

so we recently had a new friend in our lives, the coolest goat ever.he drank beer, smoked weed and pissed in the house every time we let him in.punk rock. he even has a spiked collar. but now he has t...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:46:00 GMT

Danny's House: the Comic Book

Danny's House: the Comic BookThis is to just let all y'all know that the Danny's House comic book is in development.We will be sharing the cover art soon.Issue #1 is nearing completion - check it...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 22:40:00 GMT

new years resolusions,...

so another year has come and gone. thank fukin god its fin-a-fukin liy over. 2008 sucked balls. seriously, the only thing that was cool is that the prejudice structure of government has finnaly shifte...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 11:00:00 GMT

Dannys House: the Movie

The script is almost finalized.  We are currently shopping for a producer and distributor.  Underwritten by Hellbound Apple Productions, in cooperation with Lynch Mob Entertainment and Fresh...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:40:00 GMT

why the fuck am up this early?

seriously, after a long night of alchoholizm and deabauchery, why am i awake so fukin early?! i've allways been an early bird, but really, 8:15?!?!?!?  what the fuck.its not so bad to wake up early, b...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 09:39:00 GMT

Anchor Swimming

Move over Stick Tire. Step aside Cone Tire. Even Battle Stilts must submit to the new sport invented yesterday by Danny's House. Anchor Swimming. The premise: Anchors are designed specifically to keep...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:53:00 GMT

just epic enough

Call Budweiser's 1-800 number on the can.Cram 11 people in and tack out Dougie's van.Grab a tire try to circle either orange cone.Go collect a real authentic dead old catskull bone...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:59:00 GMT

the american dream is in mexico!

what you are about to read is true, names have been left out to protect my ass from gettin bitched at,...for any of you fine folks out there who didn’t know, or care to know, i’ve been spe...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 19:42:00 GMT

so we got the ball rolling again

I know what you are thinking, dam it’s about time, we started doing shit again we all needed a break, and a new drummer and eric is working out great, and I sure you notice that we have another ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:10:00 GMT