About Me

SOCK IT TO MY GRANDMA!

One day, I will learn how to shift gears on my Vespa. Until then, I will continue crashing automatics.

Dom Perignon champagne...$150
Passing out on my girlfriend's floor shirtless and having a butt rubbed on my face...priceless.

THE NAME'S NOT SHARON!!!

My Interests

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Books:

At that age I once stabbed my best friend, Fred, with a pair of pinking shears in the base of the neck, enraged because he had been given the comprehensive sixty-four-crayon Crayola box -- including the gold and silver crayons -- and would not let me look closely at the box to see how Crayola had stabilized the built-in crayon sharpener under the tiers of crayons.

My Blog

I'm comin' home

"Last dance with Mary JaneOne more time to kill the painI feel summer creepin' in and I'mTired of this town again Well, I don't know but I've been toldIf you never slow down, you never grow oldI'm tir...
Posted by Shannon the MF Cannon on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:31:00 PST

Pictures of my new house

I know I started moving in in June, but I just now finished unpacking. Here's my house.....
Posted by Shannon the MF Cannon on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:16:00 PST

Limbaugh on new Immigration laws

All right, immigration proposals under discussion. Let me add mine to the mix. I want to call this proposal the Limbaugh Laws. First, if you immigrate to the United States of America, you must speak t...
Posted by Shannon the MF Cannon on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:59:00 PST

shannon's disdain for dentistry

Going to the dentist every six months is painful chore that everyone must endure, but we all know that we must go just in case we ate one too many candy bars. Getting a cavity filled is one of the mos...
Posted by Shannon the MF Cannon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST