I am The Taunton Truckdriver 18 wheels rolling look for me riding on your bumper mon-friI wish I was that rich asshole that had so much money that I could buy a bunch of stupid shit all the time, just because, you know like have a different car or truck to drive every fuckin day, with a big garage that housed people to wash and wax and work on my shit. Id never turn any of the vehicles off either id let them just burn gasoline just to waste gas so everyone else would be like "what the fuck this guy is a dick I cant even afford gas and he just burns it for no reason." .... I would buy pallets of beer and whiskey at a time and have them dropped off. Id drive golf carts around my big fuckin house, with no regard for any of my shit, just because I could buy anything I break, but I wouldnt even buy it. Id have a maid and wouldnt even know her fuckin name, I wouldnt even want to, fuck her. She'd go and by me a new table lamp if it broke.. I wouldnt even think about it, it would just be automatic... Id never do anything myself anymore, thats fuckin right, I wouldnt even wipe my own ass.. Id have goddamn chinese girls from the circus that live in all the fuckin bathroom cabinets, when I need to wipe my ass.. "Poof" there she is with a roll of good toilet paper, the good shit too, not the kind that chafes your asshole, then shes back to the cabinet just waiting for me to take a dump again. Maybe Id fuck with her too just to keep her alert, like take a shit in the computer room and have her have to wipe my ass, and then pick the shit up off the floor with her stupid little circus freak fingers. I wouldnt care. Id hire mexicans, and poor people, and would not give two shits about them and their stupid families their problems with money or personal shit, fuckin anything. Id fire them for stupid shit like not folding my socks the right fucking way, or my beer not being 34.5 degrees farenhight. maybe I wouldnt even pay them with money, Id just be a rich asshole, that dosent give a shit,fuck 'em. Some weeks id just forget to pay them, just to be a cock. Maybe pay in food stamps from russia, or rolls of pennies, I dont know who cares.. Id have food they wouldnt. Thats right, Id have a big fucking kitchen with all kinds of futureistic shit in it, I would never even go inside because Id have no need to, fuck that. Someone else would do all that for me, Id be, "that rich prick". Some people say "If I was rich id help people out, invest it all, give to the poor, donate to charity for a tax write off, and be modest with a quaint house... lol its all abunch of shit. I say fuck that! If I was rich. Id be a fuckin dick and I wouldnt care lol fuck you.
Im going to quit smoking someday... someday..
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