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Kyzer Soze

I was pondering the immortal words of Socrates, who said ... I drank what?

About Me

I love learning new things. I eat Multi-Grain Cheerios with skim milk. My allegiance to the Gamecocks will never fade. I walk through fallen leaves on a cold day and feel good. I go in too fast. Some things I'll never learn, like how to date. Nineties music rocks. Family is integral to my sense of self. I drive a Dodge Dakota. Some things I'll never give up on, like how to date. Nothing inspires more hope in me than the sound of a child's laughter. Dogs rule. There are fewer feelings better than the thrill of finishing a good novel. I make my own hemp wristbands. The Braves will be back in the postseason soon and often. I love visiting new places. A love of sports is the perfect complement to a love of the arts. I cry - without fail - every time I watch ET. I value friendship deeply. I push the toothpaste from the bottom, but I don't fold it up for every last ounce. SEC football is where it's at. I've had my heart broken. I love eating Italian, and can sometimes cook it well. I'm a pacifist, but if you hurt anyone I love, I will put you in the hospital. If you put anyone I love in the hospital, I will put you in a wheelchair. If Titanic was a great film then I'll kiss your ass. Anyone who has all the answers or guarantees comfort is selling something. I come up short. I lift weights, but I'm not a health freak. I want to live out of the South for a while, but Lexington, SC is and will always be home. Men are actually very sensitive, but rarely expressive. I keep trying. The definition of beauty is the right chord placed on the right verse at just the right moment. I enjoy the collected works of William Faulkner, U2, George Carlin, Michel Foucault, and the Coen Brothers. Cooking is an artform, and I'm a novice. I laugh - without fail - at any fart joke. The single greatest profession one can attempt is that of educator. Hell does not exist; God does not hate (but she does like to screw with me). Music can always change my mood. I've broken the hearts of others. I hate Clemson (but I love eating oranges). I play the trumpet and love to sing. Everybody needs somebody to love. I do what I can.

Find out more about me; send me a message. I'll check it between classes and try to respond between episodes of CSI.
“Once something actually happens somewhere in something as wildly complicated as the Universe, Kevin knows where it will all end up – where ‘Kevin’ is any random entity that doesn’t know nothin' about nothin'.”
From Mostly Harmless, the final installment in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams
GAMECOCKS BABY!!

KEVIN
Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.

KEVIN is the #23 male name in the US.


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My Interests

Teaching; Reading; Writing; Music of all types, but mostly Rock; Biking; Gamecock sports; Dating; Braves baseball; Cooking (always looking for new, creative recipes); Billiards; Long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days; and making people smile/laugh.



Frylock and I are tizzight!
I'm a proud alumnus of LMS, but I don't remember ever taking this exam.
I teach English so that shit like this doesn't happen.
I've been saying this for years.
Whatever ball club did this, I'm their newest fan.

I'd like to meet:

Michel Foucault, but unfortunately he is dead. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, but unfortunately he is fictional. Quentin Compson, but unfortunately he is both fictional and dead.

Music:

Tool, Carbon Leaf, U2, Incubus, Coldplay, Dave Matthews Band, Travis, John Mayer, Led Zeppelin, CCR/Fogerty, Hank Williams Jr., Moby, BT, Crystal Method, Cowboy Mouth, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Dvorak's New World Symphony, Louis Armstrong, Norah Jones, Ryan Adams, Alice in Chains, Aqualung, Chemical Brothers, Godsmack, Gustav Holst's 'Planets', Jump Little Children, Matchbox 20, Modest Mouse, Pachelbel's Canon in D, Phish, Propellerheads, Thornley.
I like to move it, move it!

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption; Super Troopers; The Usual Suspects (hence my profile name); Shrek; Casablanca; Cinema Paradiso; Star Wars, Episodes IV-VI; The Last Supper; Amelie; Austin Powers series; The Bourne series; Caddyshack; Citizen Kane; Clerks; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; The Emperor's Club; ET; Fargo; The Goonies; The Great Escape; The Italian Job; The Ladykillers; Lean On Me; Life is Beautiful; Office Space; Orange County; O Brother, Where Art Thou; Princess Bride; Raising Arizona; Spies Like Us; Stargate; Star Trek Series (especially First Contact); Wonder Boys.

Television:

I mostly watch News/Weather and Sports (ESPN). I love re-runs of M*A*S*H, CSI, and Star Trek. My new favorite show is Dexter, and I can't wait for the third season. I like Discovery Channel: Cash Cab, How It's Made, and Mythbusters. I like Lost; my favorite characters are Sawyer and Hurley.

Books:

Faulkner's Absalom, Absalom!, The Sound and the Fury, Go Down Moses, and Light in August; Twain's Huck Finn; Dreiser's Sister Carrie; Wright's Native Son and Uncle Tom's Children; Hemingway's The Sun Also Rises and For Whom the Bell Tolls; Kosinsky's Being There; Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five, Breakfast of Champions, Cat's Cradle, and Mother Night; Philip Roth's American Pastoral, The Counterlife, and The Human Stain; DeLillo's Underworld, Libra, and White Noise; Pynchon's The Crying of Lot 49; Nabokov's Lolita, The Real Life of Sebastian Knight, and Pale Fire; Gaines' A Lesson Before Dying and A Gathering of Old Men; Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451; Allison's Bastard Out of Carolina; Joyce's Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man; Ishiguro's The Unconsoled; Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series; Chang-rae Lee's A Gesture Life; Dostoevsky's The Brothers Karamazov and The Underground Man; Ellison's Invisible Man; Heller's Catch-22; Smiley's A Thousand Acres; and Voltaire's Candide.
Favorite poets: Margaret Atwood, James Dickey, Galway Kinnell, Wallace Stevens, Robert Penn Warren, James Wright, Li-Young Lee.

Heroes:

My sister, who faced the pain of the greatest loss one can endure and stood strong. My parents. I know how rare it is to have parents as good as mine, and I don't take it for granted.
Here are a few people I admire for either their courage or ideas or both:
Martin Luther - Reformer
Martin Luther King, Jr. - Civil Rights leader
William Faulkner - Writer
Dorothy Allison - Writer
Mark Twain - Writer/Satirist
Michel Foucault - Philosopher/Historian
Judith Butler - Philosopher/Historian
Yoda - Jedi Knight/Philosopher

Which Star Wars Character Are You?
Yoda
You are wise and a great leader. Just because you are small doesn't mean you don't have a lot of oomph behind it.

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My Blog

North Pole could be ice-free this summer, scientists say

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/weather/06/27/north....The North Pole may be briefly ice-free by September as global warming melts away Arctic sea ice, according to scientists from the National Snow and...
Posted by Kyzer Soze on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:03:00 PST

Electrical storm! TV’s out!

Two flashes of lightning, four drops of rain, and sure as shit the satellite signal has flatlined.  So now I get to listen to the Braves lose to the Mariners on AM 1400 instead of watching it on ...
Posted by Kyzer Soze on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:41:00 PST

Like a fish needs a bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi- bi-

So it turns out that The State Newspaper places Op/Ed matarial on its web site on Saturdays, but does not actually print an Op/Ed page.  This means that aside from my parents and those of you who...
Posted by Kyzer Soze on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:55:00 PST

Letter to the Editor published by The State

I wanted to write an expanded version of this letter here in my blog space since letters to the editor have to be short, but I have too much work to finish by Monday.  Maybe I'll expand on it in ...
Posted by Kyzer Soze on Sat, 17 May 2008 05:21:00 PST

The postmodernist in me refuses to give this blog a coherent subject.

I haven’t blogged in a month.  I haven’t been to the gym in an even longer span, but that’s okay because I’ve been running.  I can run four miles now without throwing...
Posted by Kyzer Soze on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:49:00 PST

It’s Leap Day for two reasons ...

I passed my comprehensive exams!!!  They're not gonna kick me out!!!O frabjous day!  Callooh! Callay!
Posted by Kyzer Soze on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:36:00 PST

Comps: Day 2

You'll notice that there is no blog titled "Comps: Day 1" preceding this one.  That's because I spent my time between Wednesday and today preparing for today.  If that doesn't make sense, si...
Posted by Kyzer Soze on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:48:00 PST

Done

Fall 07 has come to a close and I can now engage in such pointless activities that graduate school gets in the way of as farting around on myspace, watching Cash Cab, and reading trashy novels.  ...
Posted by Kyzer Soze on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:44:00 PST

I need a montage

My favorite song from Team America was the montage song.  Right now I could use a montage where all my papers get written, portfolios graded, and exams read in a short amount of time while a...
Posted by Kyzer Soze on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:16:00 PST

Libra

The Oswald shadings, the multiple images, the split perceptions - eye color, weapons caliber - these seem a foreboding of what is to come. The endless fact-rubble of the investigations.  How many...
Posted by Kyzer Soze on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:10:00 PST