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Noir Amadeezy

The king dong nawga

About Me

Noir Amador is a hermit who keeps to himself and lives in the woods awaiting the apocolypse. He hates small children, Kool-Aid, comic books, markers, artwerk, hotels, Q-tips, your mom for giving birth to you, he hates you as well, he hates toes, toenails, monkeys, childrens books, stand up comedians, condoms, Jell-O, Bill Cosby, Dave Iseri, the Sacramento Kings, neck ties, pulling out, Jesus, prismacolors, live journals, fotography, country music, toy soldiers, DVDs, calendars, throwing dough, spanish, backpacks, AOL instant messanger, living in the woods all by himself, camping, taking a shit in a public place, brushing teeth, acrilyic paint, fingernails, Adidas, motels, holdiay inn, fucking friends, eighties music, smoking, emo kids, shirts that are too small, fat men, fat women, tighty whiteys, coudoroy pants, that " bye bye, american pie" song that lasts too long, floor mats, George W. Bush, girl drinks, scissors, yellow no. five, stickers, Kinkos, sunglasses, screen printed mini comics with shitty interiors, and writing bios.

My Interests

I hope to one day be crowned the National Slip & Slide Grand Champion. As well as star in a series of used automobile infomercials with a colorful cast of midgets, animals, and retarded children.

I'd like to meet:

..

Music:

Niel Diamond and nothing else.

Movies:

Bangbus

Television:

See Movies.

Books:

anything that has been turned into a movie, and nothing else.

Heroes:

David Bowie, but only in his Labyrinth costume.

My Blog

New Art peeze

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Posted by Noir Amadeezy on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:39:00 PST

My House is Sooooo tingly....

because apparently the city decided to rip out my whole fuckin street with the roughest and toughest rambling machines that they could fuckin find. So now my whole house feels like it's sitting on a m...
Posted by Noir Amadeezy on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:12:00 PST

Quizzzzizzizizzzzs are le ghey.

OMG OMG OMG GUYS I DID A FUCKIN QUIZ. lame. 1) Are your parents married or divorced?They had to get divorced after the whole knife fighting incident at Chuck-E-Cheese on mah 3rd birfday. Who knew you ...
Posted by Noir Amadeezy on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:33:00 PST

Waiting to Die


Posted by Noir Amadeezy on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:05:00 PST

Waiting to Die: Herpes are fuuun.


Posted by Noir Amadeezy on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 11:48:00 PST

20 Questions and answers to warm your holiday hearts tee hee.

1.What is your favorite Christmas carol/song?I honestly really fuckin hate holiday music. It all stems back to my horrible experience at a discount clothing store called Ross. I werked at this shithol...
Posted by Noir Amadeezy on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:52:00 PST

One Hundred Questions of DREAD.

1. Name: Noir Amdiggity.2. Nicknames: Sir, Lord, Master etc. etc. so on and so forth. 3. Birthday: October 1st, send gifts and virgins, whores!!!4. Place of Birth: Frenchcamp, California. Yeah, I don'...
Posted by Noir Amadeezy on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 12:27:00 PST