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ted

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i don't think these things matter cause i find it hard to justify my existance but my wife is slowly changing that train of thought i am very grateful that my family cared about me enough to stick next to me while i battled a heroin addiction the better part of the last three years luckily i am clean i am the proud father of two handsome boys Zakariah Robert age 5 and Andy Jaymz 1 1/2 year old if you dont believe my headline you can always ask my wife her name is Shawna and she is my number one friend on here of course i am all things i like dark rooms (not the ones you develop pictures in) i also like watching porn while i am fucking it's like eating while your watching the food network people tell me i am funny my soul is a lot older than i am and i don't particularly like my name i like to ramble and just let my flow of consiousness come out of my mouth i want to write novels cause i tell great stories i know about a hours worth of racist jokes but i'm not (racist that is) i hate all people equally i am always brushing my friends off to read books so don't take it personally i have a bad habit of never finishing what i start and i am not necisarily attractive but am very charismatic there are three things i hate in life and that is midgets (sorry if your a wee person) but they scare the shit out of me, old people, and feet other than that i am pretty open to whatever

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet people who are different who don't really fit into any social catagories who can be fun and spontanious i would also like to meet Chuck Palahniuck he is my favorite author.

My Blog

said the shotgun to the head

life has been crazy lately i find myself being very neurotic and antisocial but i did drag my sorry ass out of the house long enough to go to a pudding wrastlin party and let me tell you that one hund...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

starry configurations

starry configurations i'm just a receiver divine recombinations i'm just a recordist receptionist unhappy medium receptionist unhappy medium excelent acomidations i'm just a bellboy beautiful sur...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

love again

i heard a rumor from a friend then another that said it was impossible to push your feelings away i heard it took a lifetime to forget a love but yes you did you did i need a friend i need you i need...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

no lies, just love

it was in the march of the winter i turned seventeen and i bought those pills i thought i would need and i wrote a letter to my family said it's not your fault you've been good to me it's just lately ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

me & jiggs

me and the jiggs staring at the ceiling stars above the radar range song from a station wagon laying foundation on the shadows growing past the plains well i'm feeling good seven o clock gonna drive...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

kathleen

all the other girls here are stars you're the northern lights they try to shine in through your curtain, your too close too bright they try and they try but everything that they do is the ghost of...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT