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Sid

Ahhhh..... HI!!!!

About Me

I love to eat. Food, Food, Give me Foooooooood!I'm also the author of one of the most popular books known to man, 1,000,000 Ways to Cook Spam.Don't forget to order your copy today for only $9.00 + $5.00 S/H.I work at the Olive Garden as a waiter by day, stripper by night.I like to live life out to the fullest.I'm a pretty animated person doing what ever it takes to get a laugh, even if it means making a complete ass of myself. I guess im just crazy like that =)

My Interests

This is classified information.

I'd like to meet:

A woman that will gently dominate me and I do mean gently. I don't want a woman whipping me to death like some slave or trying to hang me from my nipples and beat me like I'm some sort of pinata.

Music:

I can listen to just about anything these days. Just depends on the mood I guess.

Movies:

C.H.U.D. If you havent seen this movie go out and rent it right away. Killer Tongue. This is another great movie. Leprechaun Does Dallas. This movie is a work of art. There is a GAZILLION OTHER movies that I could ment......io...n..........ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZ

Television:

The Zany Adventures of Spam Boy.

Books:

hmmm... porn and video games. OH YEAH and 1,000,000 ways to cook spam, the best book ever. Don't forget to order your copy today.

Heroes:

Spam Boy.