Hmmm...I like to chase birds, sniff cat butts, cuddle and get tummy rubs, eat, eat, and eat. And eat.
I'd like to meet:
The guy who invented beef jerky. And Greenies. Any unsuspecting bird, Matzoball Sandler, and anyone who will stay still long enough for me to get friendly with one of their appendages.
Music:
Projectile Booty Nuggets, Me First and the Gimmee Gimmees, Seven Year Bitch, Beef Masters, Burger Pimp, Dwarf Bitch, Explore the Floor, Frantic Dogpaddle, Full Metal Chicken, The Funkin' Donuts, Gut Full of Cheese, Here, Eat This!, Horny Hogs, Hot Buttered Elvis, Imperial Butt Wizards, JFKFC, Lawnsmell, Midget Fetish, Bloodhound Gang, Pretentious Flamedogs, The Pro-Midget Mafia, Red Red Meat, Saturn Flea Collar, Smell Bacon, The Smelling Pisstakes, The Sweaty Bitch Hogs , Tastes Like Chicken, 3D House of Beef, Voodoo Meat Bucket, Wookie Lust, Worse Than Celibate, Snoop Dog, Lil Bow Wow, and Celine Dion.
Movies:
Must Love Dogs, Animal House, Unleashed, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, All Dogs Go To Heaven, Catwoman, The Animal, Black Hawk Down, Snow Dogs, Faster, Pusscat! Kill! Kill!, BeastMaster, Best in Show, Air Bud, American Pie, Wag the Dog.
Television:
Animal Planet, Food Network, and Days of Our Lives.
Books:
PlayDog, How to Live With a Neurotic Owner, Getting What You Want, The Superior Race, Quantum Physic by Simon & Schuster.
