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About Me

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Here's what you need to know. Not much really. I'm a geek for anything vampire or monster related. I have an absolute obsession with corsets. I would wear one everyday. I'm a hopeless romantic. I love to laugh! I find absurd things to be hilarious! I love cemeteries! I'm a pretty eclectic person. I find beauty is strange places. I find social norms to be boring. I live in my own special kind of normal. There's a lot more to me that this silly little page could ever contain. So I'll just leave it at that.

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My Interests

I love vampires! I love corsets. I love vampires in corsets. I love all monsters and creatures of paranormal nature. I love classic monster movies, low budget horror movies, fantasies (of the child and adult varieties), independent films, anything Halloween/horror related, Edward Gorey, Charles Addams, Tim Burton, Jim Henson, John Waters, Poe, Emily Dickinson... the list goes on and on. I work at a haunted house called Castle Blood. I've been there for 10 years. It's the best damned haunt ever. Check out www.castleblood.com.

I'd like to meet:

I seem to be a freak magnet. And not in a good way! I enjoy meeting people who find beauty in the bizarre and are comfortable with that. I have a lot of great friends from all different backgrounds and interests. If we're talking celebrities I would like to meet...then I wish I could have met Vincent Price and I would love to meet Tim Burton and Johnny Depp. Though I fear I would not know what to say to either of them.

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Music:

I like lots of stuff. To name all of my favorites would be impossible.

Movies:

Television:

I'm not gonna lie or make like I don't enjoy television. I love it. Right now, my favorite show is Pushing Daisies.
Another reason I like tv is because I'm on it! I'm on CASTLE BLOOD'S MIDNIGHT MONSTER HOP! I've always wanted to be a actress and now I am. The only thing better than that is that I'm on a horror host show. That pretty much kicks ass!!! I have always loved hosting shows like USA's Up All Night and anything Elvira has done.
(That's me on the left with the candle. I'm Deliria!)

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Books:

I love horror novels and "creepy" children's books and Shakespeare. I don't read a lot anymore. I wish I could get into it again. But I'm not gonna lie. I love erotica. I think the only books I've read in the last 2 years have been compilation books of erotic short stories. Vampire erotica is the BEST!

Heroes:

I put a lot of thought into this recently. The answer to this question is a lot deeper than just a name. She was just a kid when I knew her. I was supposed to be her mentor, but she ended up being mine. I learned more about life from that little girl than I could have ever taught her. I wish everyone could have met her and been touched by her the way I was. I haven't seen her in years and I miss her all the time.My childhood hero would be Wednesday Addams. She was just a little girl trying to be herself in a world that didn't understand her. Who can't relate to that?

My Blog

Things are crazy right now!

In a good way! I haven't been keeping up with my friends on here as much as I would like. But there's good reason for it. We closed on our new house on July 30th. It took us a few days to get everythi...
Posted by Heather the Red on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:09:00 PST

Postsecret.com

If you've never been to the website www.postsecret.com, then you should go there right now. It's an amazing site with an amazing concept. It's an addiction of mine. Unfortunately for my addiction, it ...
Posted by Heather the Red on Thu, 31 May 2007 01:44:00 PST

Caution: I'm about to drop the f-bomb A LOT!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!? It's been a long time since I've heard something that pissed me off as much as this did....obviously! If you watched the end of American Idol tonig...
Posted by Heather the Red on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:48:00 PST

Cutest thing ever!

No, it's not a picture of me. ...
Posted by Heather the Red on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:46:00 PST

I JUST WANT TO SLEEP!!!

I wish I could sleep! It's 3:00 in the morning and I'm STILL WIDE AWAKE!!! I just want to sleep like a normal person! I can't remember the last time I actually fell asleep before 2-3am. It woul...
Posted by Heather the Red on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:02:00 PST

Look! I'm Stephanie Tanner!

I don't think I look like these people at all. But it's fun and I'm bored at 2:30 in the morning! The thing also said I look like Christopher Reeve, some Latino guy and Tony Danza! Damn I'm hot...
Posted by Heather the Red on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

I guess it's stuck there for a reason...

It's 2:24 in the morning. I'm still wide awake. I haven't really slept in days. This is just another night of the same old thing. My brain won't shut off long enough for me to fall asleep and escape r...
Posted by Heather the Red on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:27:00 PST

Random rant about hating stuff

I hate cars. No, I hate taking car of cars. I hate Pep Boys for charging me an arm a leg to take care of my car. I went in today for tires. I got a quote over the phone yesterday. He said it woul...
Posted by Heather the Red on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:18:00 PST

Perfect.

There are people who say that nothing can be perfect. Those people are wrong. Today was perfect. I walked outside around lunch time and was completely overcome by everything. It was an absolutely per...
Posted by Heather the Red on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:51:00 PST

Progress....or something.

For some time now, I've been talking about getting myself in shape. I would love to loose some weight before October (a hot vampire chick hasn't to look good and corsets can only do so much!). So I f...
Posted by Heather the Red on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:13:00 PST