Gaff is employed

My other half plays the fiddle.

i am a wondering minstrel.
some what well known for her dashing good looks, or lack of, and not being the stereotype 'popular' girl. Everyday of her life she is faced with something new, and everyday she approaches it different. shes young, young as hell, and looking for a love in all the wrong places; wishing gets you no where; before you make the mistake, think it threw, she has learnt this over the last few years; karma is a bitch. she has an obsession with those foam nets that come around mangos. she eats paper as a last resort. she slept outside once, with no tent or anything, she woke up with a speckle of bird poo on her forehead. she loves getting kissed on the check, not by wog aunties though. she loves that she is pasty in comparison to david. she gets depressed but never lets it show. she is considered a 'people person' if any of you truely know this girl you will know its true. she may just stand there and just listen to everything that has been said, she sometimes might have no imput, but you know she is really listening. she has a horribly bad judge of character. she tries to make the best of her surroundings. she has people who hate her, people who used to be close with her, lessoned learned. she has watched silence of the lambs 34 times in the last month, hannibal lector, as sickening horrible as he may seem, she see's beyond and infatuates herself with his sick charm. she has this thing about her legs, if you touch her legs to much, she will probly fly kick you in the knee caps. she doesnt try to be funny, she says whatever comes to head, and if she gets a laugh, her day is complete. she doesnt open up to many people. she looks up to her brother, in everyway possible. she is opinionated, but in the annoying kind of way. when she first meets someone she will be extremly friendly, and 9 times out of 10 they are scared of her over friendlyness. she is honest, brutally honest. she wants to live life as an adventure. not just sit in a cage, crying screaming for someone to give her her bottle. she laughs at everything kate ferguson says. no matter how hard she tries she will never impress people. she often reads back on old things, old notes and old cards, that people have sent to her. she likes her family, sometimes.
did you do your history homework kathryn?
WHY NOT??