Will -T.E.BCOHK-

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who'd like to meet me.

Music:

Movies:

Shaolin Soccer, Moulin Rouge, Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander, The Three Musketeers, The Incredibles, High Fidelity, Say Anything, Armaggedon, The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Dumb and Dumber, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Matrix, Dong Cheng Xiu Jiu, The Waterboy, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Harold & Kumar Go To Whitecastle, Forrest Gump, The Pacifier, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, KISS Meets the Phantom in the Park, Tall Tale, The Princess Bride, Battle Royale, Street Fighter: The Movie, Steel, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, The Longest Yard, The Producers, Sixteen Candles, Pretty In Pink, Walt Disney's Tarzan, Walt Disney's Hercules, Walt Disney's The Little Mermaid, Walt Disney's The Lion King, Walt Disney's Aladdin, The Wedding Singer, Kung-Fu Hustle, 40 Year-Old Virgin, Anchorman, X2, Seven Samurai, Grease, Little Miss Sunshine, Mystery Men, Steel, Pirates of the Carribean: The Black Pearl, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest

Television:

Naruto, "I Love The:" Vh1 series, Invader Zim, Clone High, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Comedy Central Presents:, Gene Simmon's Rock School, The Life and Times of Juniper Lee, Chappelle Show, Whose Line Is It Anyways?, Justice League Unlimited, Teen Titans, Adult Swim, The 10th Kingdom, The Venture Brothers

Books:

A Bridge To Terabithia, Trying To Find Chinatown (The Selected Plays of David Henry Hwang), America: The Book, The Birds, The Hobbit, The Norse Myths, Fairy Tales, Ultimate X-Men, Cable & Deadpool,

Heroes:

Andrew Mcmahon "And don't you think I wish that I could stay... your lips give you away..."
-Jack's Mannequin, Rescued
"I've been sleeping with ghosts. I've been watching stars crawling out of the sky. I've been hoping I'm close to the spaceman movies I call my life."
-Something Corporate, The Astronaut
"But as you sleep, and no one is listening I will lift you off your feet. I'll keep you from sinking."
-Something Corporate, As You Sleep
"Finally. I'm letting go of all my downer thoughts. In no time there'll be one less sad robot. Looking for a chance to be something more than just metal."
-Jack's Mannequin, Miss Delaney
"It's like I wrote every note with my own fingers."
-Jack's Mannequin, The Mixed Tape"And I had these dreams that I might learn to play guitar. Maybe cross the country. Become a rock star."
-Something Corporate, Konstantine
John Mayer "Someday I'll fly, someday I'll soar. Someday I'll be, something much more. 'Cause I'm bigger than my body gives me credit for."
-John Mayer, Bigger Than My Body
"I worry, I weigh three times my body. I worry, I throw my fear around. But this morning, there's a calm I can't explain. The rock candy's melted, only diamonds now remain."
-John Mayer, Clarity
"I believe that my life's gonna see the love I give return to me."
-John Mayer, Wheel
"Friends... check. Money... Check. A well slept... check. Opposite sex... check. Guitar... check. Microphone... check. Messages waiting for me, when I come home... check. How come everything I think I need, always comes with batteries? What do you think it means? How come everything I think I need, always comes with batteries?"
-John Mayer, Something's Missing
Jenny Lewis "You just shit on my face. And you know it, you know it, you know, you know it really freaks me out."
-Rilo Kiley, Glendora
"You're bad news. Baby you're bad new. And you're bad news. Baby you're bad news. And you're bad news. I don't care I like you. And you're bad news. I don't care I like you. I like you."
-Rilo Kiley, Portions for Foxes
"These are times that can't be weathered and we have never been back there since then."
-Rilo Kiley, Pictures of Success
"Oh god come quickly, the execution of all things. Let’s start with the bears and the air and mountains, rivers, and streams. Then we’ll murder what matters to you and move on to your neighbors and kids. Crush all hopes of happiness with disease ‘cause of what you did."
-Rilo Kiley, The Execution of All Things
Ben Gibbard "Tell me am I right to think that there could be nothing better than making you my bride and slowly growing old together."
-The Postal Service, Nothing Better
"I kissed you in a style that Clark Gable would have admired (I thought it classic)."
-The Postal Service, Clark Gable
"And you can't find nothing at all, If there was nothing there all along. There were churches, theme parks and malls, But there was nothing there all along."
-Death Cab For Cutie, Crooked Teeth
"And I'll sit and wonder, of every love that could've been, if I'd only thought of something charming to say."
-Death Cab For Cutie, The Sound of Settling
Geddy Watanabe Lumberjack: What's your last name?
Long Duk Dong: Dong.
Lumberjack: What's your first name?
Long Duk Dong: Long.
Lumberjack: What's your middle name?
Long Duk Dong: Duk.
-Sixteen Candles
"What's happenin' hot stuff?"
-Long Duk Dong, Sixteen Candles
"No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food."
-Long Duk Dong, Sixteen Candles
Howard: Dong. Where is my automobile?
Long Duk Dong: Oto-mo-biiile?
-Sixteen Candles
"Oh sexy girlfriend!"
-Long Duk Dong, Sixteen Candles
Stephen Chow "I am coming for playing soccer."
-Sing, Shaolin Soccer
"Shaolin kung fu is great."
-Sing, Shaolin Soccer
Sing: Fatwoman, you're in charge here, right?
Landlady: [takes her shoe off, slaps Sing with it] Fatwoman, my ass!
Sing: I'm with the Axe Gang!
Landlady: [slaps him] Axe Gang, my ass!
Sing: Boss!
Landlady: [slaps him] Boss, my ass!
Sing: You have to pay our medical bills!
Landlady: [slap] Bills, my ass!
Sing: We're on the same side!
Landlady: [slap] Same side, my ass!
Sing: A snake!
Landlady: [slap] Snake, my ass!
-Kung Fu Hustle
Nicole Kidman Satine: You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs.
Christian: I look around me and I see, it isn't so. Heh, no.
Satine: Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs.
Christian: Well, what's wrong with that, I'd like to know.
-Moulin Rouge, Elephant Love Medley
Christian: Love lifts us up where we belong.
Satine: Get down, get down from there!
Christian: Where eagles fly, on a mountain high.
Satine: Love makes us act like we are fools. Throw our lives away for one happy day.
Christian:We could be heroes. Just for one day.
-Moulin Rouge, Elephant Love Medley
"Ah, poetry. Yes, this it what I want, naughty words."
-Satine, Moulin Rouge
"You're going to be bad for business. I can tell."
-Satine, Moulin Rouge, Your Song
Satine: A little supper? Maybe some champagne?
Christian: I'd rather, um, just get it over and done with.
Satine: Hmph. Oh. Very well. Then why don't you come down here and let's get it over and done with.
Christian: I prefer to do it standing.
Satine: Oh.
Christian: You don't have to stand, I mean. It's sometimes that... It's quite long and I'd like you to be comfortable. It's quite modern what I do and it may feel a little strange at first, but I think, if you're open, then you might enjoy it.
Satine: I'm sure I will...
-Moulin Rouge
Christian and Satine: Come what may, I will love you until my dying day.
-Moulin Rouge, Come What May
Demitri Martin "Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time."
"I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. Im not a smoker, I just really like certain songs."
"Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: "What is that? *sniff* muffins!"
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers.
"'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of - it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after "I love you" or "You're going to live."
"I use this product called "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter." Because sometimes when I'm eating toast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable."
"If I had to describe a banana, I would use the words delicious and challenging."
"I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25."
"I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' "Dude, these are isotopes." "Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine." "Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize."
"I love going to the store and seeing a pocket dictionary because... its such a specific item. "I don't know that many words.... and I'm going out."
"I think vests are all about protection. You know, like life vests protect you from drowning, and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot. And the sweater vest protects you from pretty girls. "Leave me alone. Can't you see I'm cold just right here?"
"This summer I want to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say 'Get a Life' on them."
"I recently got new pajamas with pockets in them and i thought they were great because before i used to have to just hold stuff while i slept."
"People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car."
Mitch Hedberg "All McDonalds commercials end the same way: prices and participation may vary. I want to open my own McDonalds and not participate in shit. I want to be a stubborn McDonalds owner. You got Big Macs? Nope we got spaghetti! and blankets."
"I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all."
"I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car."
"I think a rotisserie is a really morbid Ferris wheel for chickens. We will take a chicken, impale it, and then rotate it. Spinning chicken carcasses make my mouth water. I like dizzy chickens!"
"Some comics get drunk before a show. I don't. When I get drunk, I don't want to stand in front of a bunch of people that I don't know. That does not sound comfortable. Why have all these people gathered? And why am I elevated and not facing the same way as everyone else? And what is this electric stick in my hand? I want a chair too!"
"Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the next thing you know, your bass player turns into a can of soup."
"I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle."
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get I will never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless!"
"Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It is very dangerous to wave to people you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky."
"Look what I got motherfucker, this thing is useful... I'm gonna go pick something up."
"I get the Reese's candy bar. If you read that name Reese's, that's an apostrophe 'S'. Apostrophe 'S' on the end of that name. That mean's the candy Bar's his. I didn't know that. Next time you're eating a Reese's candy bar and a guy named Reese comes by and says: "Lemme have that", you better have it over. " I'm sorry, Reese. I never thought I'd run into you. You're a fuckin' bully, man. Lemme at least have a piece."
"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up."
"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. "Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here.""
"I bought myself a parrot. The parrot talked. But it did not say, "I'm hungry,"... so it died."
"You know, if I made orange juice, I would not be so hardcore on people. I would be more polite, like I would not print 'shake well' on the carton, cause you don't know how good people can shake, you know? I would write, 'Shake to the best of your ability.' Then I'd have a diagram that shows the uninitiated how to shake. 'Alright, put it over here, then put it over here, then put it over here quicker.'"
"I bought a doughnut from a store and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. Man, I'll just give you money, then you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it's at home, in the file... under D... for doughnut""
Nightcrawler "Me. Kurt Wagner. A.K.A Nightcrawler, teleporting Elf, and to certain females in my past, "Blueberry-Muffin"... But I don't want that getting around"
-Uncanny X-Men ..423
"As you say in America, 'Neener neener neener...'"
-X-Men: Evolutions, Strategy X
"Ach. She's fully not into the fuzzy dude. Not that I really blame her."
-X-Men: Evolutions, Rogue Recruit
"Easy on the exquisite costume, mein freund!"
-X-Men: Evolutions, Mutant Crush
Kurt: Heyyy! Chicks dig the fuzzy dude! Right?
Kitty: I am, like, so outta here. Later!
Kurt: Oh, yeah. She can't resist.
-X-Men: Evolutions, Middleverse
Kurt: Are you sure this will work?
Forge: No.
Kurt: Wunderbar. Let's hit it!
-X-Men: Evolutions, Middleverse
"Hand over your beautiful venches, Captain Eagle...or face the wrath of the Dread Pirate Bluetail!"
-Ultimate X-Men ..50"The lord is my shepherd. I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me."
-X2: X-Men United
Kurt: I'll agree to you staying on the team. But if you ever-
Brian: EVER.
Kurt: -hurt Kitty-
Brian: I will without hesitation tear your head off.
Kurt: -and I will spend days mocking it and drawing pictures all over it before teleporting it into the north sea.
Pete: Well, the urge to go to the little boys room has now left me.
-Excalibur ..91
"Ai carumba. Bet you thought I was going to say something cute in German, didn't you?"
-Uncanny X-Men ..410
Kid: You are so cool looking!
Kurt: Why, yes I know. But thank you.
-Uncanny X-Men ..421
Logan: Yeah, Mr. X-- I know its corny, but what else do ya call a guy that changes names an' identities like I change my underwear?
Kurt: Well, now that you mention it...
Logan: Don't screw with me Elf--I ain't in the mood.
-Wolverine ..161
Kurt: (swiping Remys sandwich) Turkey? Good.
Remy: Got my coodies.
Kurt: Had worse.
-Gambit ..1
Rogue: No fair! Cutitout youre tickling!
Kurt: And you are ticklish!
Rogue: Ill bash you buster! Stopstopstop! Ah mean it!
Kurt: Talk is cheap.
-Uncanny X-Men ..192
Amanda: You, Mr. Wagner, are one sweet, sexy guy.
Kurt: If so, Ms. Sefton, why stop?
Amanda: We came to see the ballet, not get arrested for public naughtiness.
-Uncanny X-Men ..178
Rorschach Happy Harry the Bartender: [scared] Ruh. Ror. Ror. Rorschach! Har Har How are ya doin', fella?
Rorschach: I'm fine, Happy Harry. Yourself?
Happy Harry: Fine! I'm fuh, I'm fine! And I'm, and I'm, and I'm glad you're fine too! And uh, and uh... Oh God. Please don't kill anybody.
"By the way, you need a stronger lock. That new one broke after one shove."
"Give me smallest finger on man's hand. I'll produce information. Computer unnecessary."
"Don't worry. Won't insult legendary underworld solidarity by suggesting you surrender name without torture."
There is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this.
-Rorschach's Journal
Away down alley, heard woman scream, first bubbling note of city's evening chorus. Approached disturbance. Attempted rape/mugging/both. Cleared throat. The man turned and there was something rewarding in his eyes. Sometimes, the night is generous to me.
-Rorschach's Journal
Venom "You must be two examples of that sociopathic youth that I've been reading about... led down the garden path to lives of criminal overindulgence by violent TV shows, comic books, and video games! We don't believe for a second that TV, comics and games twisted your little sick-puppy brains. I mean, WE watched and read all that same stuff, and look how NICE we turned out!"
-Carnage Saga I
"There: an innocent! Hello Kitty, I'm Venom. Do you need saving today?"
"He's gonna die! Oh happy, happy, happy!"
"At your service! Mashed brains and scrambled faces our specialty! In your case we're even willing to toss in a shattered vertabrae, but that's only if you can supply the necessary spine!"
"I don't know why, but suddenly we're hungering for pizza."
Joker "Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?"
-Batman (1989)
"Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up like a bat gets all of my press."
-Batman (1989)
"I was in the bath one day, when I realized why I was destined for greatness."
-Batman (1989)
"Oh, Little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance."
"I'm not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!"
-The Killing Joke
Ness "Okay!"
-Super Smash Bros. Melee
"SMASH!!!"
-Critical Hit from Ness' Bat, Earthbound
"Sweet!/That rocks!/Oh, baby!"
-Ness' Level Up messages, Earthbound
Alejandro Murrieta, From The Mask of Zorro "Don Diego de la Vega: You have passion, Alejandro, and your skill is growing. But to enter Montero's world, I must give you something which is completely beyond your reach.
Alejandro Murrieta: Ah, yes? And what is that?
Don Diego de la Vega: Charm."
"Alejandro Murrieta: Do you surrender?
Elena: Never, but I may scream.
Alejandro Murrieta: I understand. Sometimes I have that effect.
"
"<[i>in a confessional, Alejandro posing as a priest]
Elena: I have broken the fourth commandment, padre.
Alejandro Murrieta: You killed somebody?
Elena: No, that is not the fourth commandment.
Alejandro Murrieta: <[i>pause] Of course not. Tell me, in what way did you break the most sacred of commandments?
Elena: I dishonored my father.
Alejandro Murrieta: That is not so bad. Maybe your father deserved it.
Elena: What?
Alejandro Murrieta: I said tell me more, my child. "Don Diego de la Vega: Do you know how to use that thing?
Alejandro Murrieta: Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man."
Porthos, from The Three Musketeers "A lively tune... I'm inspired to dance!"
"You, boy, are arrogant, hot tempered and entirely too bold. I like that. Reminds me of me."
"Rochefort. Isn't that a smelly kind of cheese? "
Athos: Only a fool would try and arrest us twice in one day.
Guard: You're under arrest.
Aramis and Porthos: A fool.
Guard: Are you coming peacefully or do you intend to resist?
Porthos: Oh don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist! Just give us a moment, all right?
Porthos: Five of them, three of us. Hardly seems fair.
Aramis: Maybe we should give them a chance to surrender.
D'Artagnan: Excuse me, but there's four of us.
Athos: It's not your fight. You're not a Musketeer.
D'Artagnan: I may not wear the tunic, but I believe I have the heart of a Musketeer.
Porthos: Warrior!
Aramis: Poet!
Athos: You got a name, boy?
D'Artagnan: D'Artagnan.
Athos: Athos, Porthos, Aramis.
Porthos: Pleased to meet you again.
Aramis: Pleasure.
Porthos: Everyone acquainted?
Porthos: NOW, we are prepared to resist you!
Porthos: Champagne?
Athos: We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos.
Porthos: You're right - something red.
Porthos: For a chase, the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24 Cabernet.
Porthos: [to D'Artagnan] You can't have any, you're too young.
Athos: Take the reins, boy.
"The picnic was delicious, the champagne was excellent, remind me to send the Cardinal a note."
Porthos: This sash was a gift to me, from the Queen of America.
D'Artagnan: There's no queen of America!
Porthos: I beg to differ, infant. We're on quite intimate terms, unless you can prove otherwise.
"This axe was given to me by the Czarina of Tokyo."
"Aha! The Cardinal's sacred snack chamber!"
Inigo Montoya, from The Princess Bride "He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using. "
Vizzini: He didn't fall? Inconceivable!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inigo Montoya: Hello there. Slow going?
Westley: Look, I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
Inigo Montoya: Sorry.
Westley: Thank you.
Inigo Montoya: I do not suppose you could speed things up?
Westley: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship.
Inigo Montoya: But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.
Westley: That's VERY comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
Inigo Montoya: I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
Westley: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
Inigo Montoya: Isn't there any way you trust me?
Westley: Nothing comes to mind.
Inigo Montoya: I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive.
Westley: Throw me the rope.
Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?
Inigo Montoya: My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. He was a great swordmaker, my father. When the six-fingered man appeared and requested a special sword. My father took the job. He slaved a year before it was done.
Westley: I've never seen its equal.
Inigo Montoya: The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at one tenth his promised price, my father refused. Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my father. So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. I failed. The six-fingered man left me alive, but he gave me these.
Westley: How old were you?
Inigo Montoya: I was eleven years old. And when I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Westley: You've done nothing but sword-play?
Inigo Montoya: More pursue than study lately. You see, I cannot find him... it's been twenty years now and I'm starting to lose confidence. I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
Westley: Well I certainly hope you find him someday.
Inigo Montoya: You are ready then?
Westley: Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair.
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.
Inigo Montoya: Begin.
Inigo Montoya: You are using Bonetti's Defense against me, ah?
Westley: I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain.
Inigo Montoya: Naturally, you must suspect me to attack with Capa Ferro?
Westley: Naturally... but I find that Thibault cancels out Capa Ferro. Don't you?
Inigo Montoya: Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have.
Duckie Dale, from Pretty In Pink "May I admire you again today?"
"Ladies, I might be able to work out a deal where either one, or the both of you could be pregnant by the holidays. Whaddaya say?"
"We don't have none of this stuff in the boys' room. Wait a minute... we don't got none of this. We don't got doors on the stalls in the boys' room. We don't have--what is this..? We don't have a candy machine in the boys' room. We don't got none of that, none of that..."
"I want you to know, despite my appearance at this function, I remain now, and will always be, a duck-man."
"I love this woman, and I have to tell her. And if she laughs, she laughs. And if she doesn't love me, she doesn't. But if I don't find out... Oh, I love her too much ... She's gonna laugh"
Raphael Sorel "So this is the origin of the evil sword. How entertaining!"
-Soul Calibur II
"Well then, let us dance!"
-Soul Calibur II
"Even beasts know when to give up."
-Soul Calibur II
"10 seconds... 10 seconds and you shall be dead."
-Soul Calibur III
Rock Lee, from Naruto ""Gai: Alright! It's going to be your turn this time! Now go, Lee!
Lee: [stubbornly] No. I've come this far; I want to be last now!
Sakura: [thinking] Lee-san is... sulking?
[Display boards show 'Gaara vs. Rock Lee']
Lee: You fell for it! If I say that I want to be last, that doesn't happen. A rock thrown at a pole will not hit... but if you throw it without aiming at the pole, it will hit! That was the law I used!
Gai: Oh! That's my student!
Lee: I do not want to be last! I was able to trick them!
Sakura: Who got tricked?
Gai: Let me give you some nice advice.
Lee: Sir!
Gai: No one has noticed yet but, that gourd is suspicious!
Lee: I see! [Lee writes it down.]
Gai: Don't write it down! You have no time to look at it during battle! You fool!
Lee: I see.
[Writes it down.]
Kakashi: He didn't notice?
Sakura: Will Lee-san be okay?
Gai: All right! Go! Yeah!"
-Episode 48
"Gai: The explosion of youth!
Lee: Sir!"
-Episode 48
"Lee: Even if I can't use ninjitsu or genjutsu, I want to prove that I can still become an excellent ninja! That's everything to me!
Gai: [Thinking] He has nice eyes.
Neji: [Chuckles]
Lee: [Jumps up and points at Neji] What's funny, you!? I'm serious! Even if I can only use taijutsu, I will carry out my job as a ninja!"
-Episode 49
"Gai: Lee, you are very similar to me.
Lee: The eyebrows?
Gai: No, it's not only the eyebrows."
-Episode 49
"Sensei is smiling at me. That alone can revive me and make me stronger. Stronger... far stronger!"
-Episode 49
"Gai: Lee... How about a short break...
Lee: What's wrong, Gai-sensei?!! Youth never waits!!
Gai: Ow... soon I'll hit the age where youth is impossible, won't I?"
-Episode 142
"That's right! [Nice guy pose, Ding!]
-Episode 152
"Itadakimasu!"
-Episode 152
[Four plates of super-spicy curry of life]
"Tenten: What's with that especially spicy-looking bright red color?
Naruto: My eyes have gotten a bit watery.
Lee: Oh! It looks great, doesn't it?!
Tenten, Naruto, Neji: Seriously?!
Neji: If we don't hurry back, Tsunade-sama will get angry.
Naruto: That's right! It's a pity, but we've got to leave now.
[Neji and Naruto drag Lee away]
Tenten: Wait up!
Lee: The curry... the curry!"
-Episode 157
"Tenten: Follow me obediently!
Lee: But!
Tenten: It's an order.
Lee: I understand.
Tenten: Let's go.
Lee: Sneakily."
-Episode 179, taken out of context.
"[Lee and Tenten are infiltrating a headquarters. They're peeping into a room, while hanging upside down from the ceiling]
Lee: It doesn't seem like there's anyone here.
Tenten: It seems like they've left. I sense no presence within the building either.
Lee: Now is our chance. Let's sneak in. Ninpou, Kabe-nuke no Jutsu! (Ninja arts, Wall Removal Technique)
[Lee disappears in a blur]
Tenten: Uh, Lee! Since when did you learn ninjitsu...?
[Lee ran around the building, and opens the door to the room they were peeping in on]
Lee: Tenten! It's all right! There's no one over here.
Tenten: WHA-?! THAT'S NOT NINJITSU AT ALL!
[In her frustration, Tenten looses her footing, and falls from the ceiling]
Tenten: AHHHHH!"
-Episode 180
Cat-Bus, from My Neighbor Totoro (Tonari no Totoro) "Next Stop: Little Sister!"
"MEOW!"