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wyatt * james

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About Me

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not....i kid i kid My name is Wyatt James RichardsI am a 26 yr old artist/wanna be actor. Some people call me Wyatt..some people call me the Heartbreakkid..and when i say some people I mean I call myself that... I cant really call myself an actor yet. Since i have never been paid for anything I was in. Lets just say I'm a good liar that wants to be an actor. That is also hung like a horse..see I'm a good liar.. Anywho.....I plan on making it big one day as an actor. Then you know I'll have my rehab stints. My representatives..personal assistants...whatever they are..will tell the press..Mr.Richards has fell down the stairs. He is making a speedy recovery..and he'd like to thank his fans for all their support. But, I'd really be like wayyyy strung out..with like the needle still sticking out of my arm. I think hitting rock bottom could be really liberating. Even though, how much lower can i really sink..lol Then I would have a press conference and would personally thank my legions of fans worldwide..Thankyou for all your letters..and a special thanks to whoever sent me the bunt cake we all enjoyed that!...Thats just one of my goals..call me old fashioned but I want to make it to the top then fall hard..to the bottom..and burn as many bridges as I can along the way..Plain MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider

My Interests

Wow thats vague..I like music, movies, food, art, women, dogs, beer, acting, writing, creating, drinking,forgetting, what was the question? oh yeah interests..wow thats vague I like music, movies, food, art, women, dogs, beer, acting, writing, creating, drinking, forgetting, what was the question? oh yeah interestes....wow thats vague I like music, movies, food, art, women, dogs, beer, acting, writing, creating, drinking, forgetting, what was the question? oh yeah interestes....wow thats vague .I like music, movies, food, art, women, dogs, beer, acting, writing, creating, drinking,forgetting,ummm....sports, especially The Pittsburgh Steelers...baby!!!

I'd like to meet:

girls girls girls and cool people and Scott Backula and the guy who invented the pet rock...cause thats one lucky bastard..i mean its a fucking rock..and he put it in a box and called it a pet...and made a million freaking dollars...That is quite possibly the stupidest thing i ever heard of...maybe people thought it was a lucky rock..I have a lucky roll of quarters..that I keep in my right pocket...for ummm certain reasons...but thats a story for another time

Music:

i like 2pac, Sinatra, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Valiant Thor, Eels, Lenny Kravitz, Juvenile, Soundgarden, Lil Wayne, weezer, Spoon, Oasis, Soundtrack of Our Lives, Radiohead

Movies:

Fight Club, American Psycho, and Batman Begins are favorites ummmhmmm!

Television:

I like Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Nfl Football, Around the Horn, PTI, Adult Swim, Raw, Arrested Development, Simpsons

Books:

Fight Club, Bearenstein Bears Don't Talk To Strangers

Heroes:

William Shatner of course!

My Blog

Am i in the twilight zone?

Am i in the twilight zone?Me thinks so..But like..I'd much rather be in the danger zone..U know..Like that jam..From Top Gun..But once i got to said danger zone..I wouldnt wanna be called Maverick or ...
Posted by wyatt * james on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:04:00 PST

couldnt sleep last nite

Couldnt sleep last nite..U know i have a lot on the old mind..And here u probably thought..Oh that Wyatt J..Nothing bothers him..He's just a lil leaf blowing in the fucking breeze..Going where eva lif...
Posted by wyatt * james on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:14:00 PST

yes mir

So..I get this phone call rite..From this customer..And they're all like is this Wyatt?And im like "yes mir!"Thats what came out..It was like totally reactionary..I freaked the fuck out..In mid word.....
Posted by wyatt * james on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:50:00 PST

Din din at the Olive Garden

So..Recently the family and I...Took in a dinner at the Olive Garden..Its a local eating establishment..That serves Italian style entrees..In case uve never been...Hey! Dont get all high and mighty..O...
Posted by wyatt * james on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:47:00 PST

Beaded seat covers

So..I like..Bought these beaded seat covers..For my truck the other day..They instantly added a much needed touch..Of class and elegance...They're head turners..Ok?!U won't even intentionally turn you...
Posted by wyatt * james on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:52:00 PST

ranting

So..One of my favorite hobbies..Is ranting..You know just going off..On a particular subject..And or combo of subjects..I find it exhilarating..Intoxicating..And..Awe inspiring?Which is odd..Cause i w...
Posted by wyatt * james on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 07:58:00 PST

effin text messaging..

So..LikeThat whole text messaging thing..U know the thing with the clicking..The typing away on ur phone..U into that?Ya u look like the type..Hey!Dont get effn offended..This isnt the time nor the pl...
Posted by wyatt * james on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:23:00 PST

lazy days of summer...

So..Like..I've been really unmotivated..To do stuff lately..I have heard of the lazy days of summer..Are we in those days?Can i be experiencing the infamous lazy days of summer?What?Naw?!Really!?Wow.....
Posted by wyatt * james on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:07:00 PST

get together

Soo..SumtimesI wonder if there r any quality people..Still out there..Cause c'mon the peeps..I've met lately..R like complete effn fucko sucko scumbags..Except for my friends of course..Can't fucking ...
Posted by wyatt * james on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:18:00 PST

self portrait...

Soo..Like i did a self portrait of myself..2day in my spare time..I guess its sorta how i view myself..U know..As and educated psycho..A lil off kilter..A lil dotty..But hey!I can't take all the credi...
Posted by wyatt * james on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:34:00 PST