scissor me, scissor me

maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. maybe they're supposed to run wild until they find someone, just as wild, to run with.
--sex&thecity
you can find me on facebook or at millerpark
i know this girl named jessie.
i know she has two testies.
she hides them in jeans so nobody sees
her HAIRY NASTY BALLS.

jessica's eyes shine like a dark room
she has hair like a broom
she has plenty STDs
and she has fat knees
her nose is like a pig snout
her boobs are fake, no doubt
by: hottie whorebag
you're as cool as the sun
and honestly you arent fun
but just funny looking
sorry you suck at cooking
but you do it all the time
because you are fat
maybe you could try wearing two
buldge protectors and a hat
that would cover up your face
enter an ugly contest you'll win first place!
again by: hottie whorebag
look at that lady, she's so pretty
look at that fellow, he's so mellow
by: man with bucket :]
Jessica, I never gave you a nickname
I really shouldn't be the one you blame
I don't really mind mine
But I think "Jessica" is just fine
When we first met
If I wouldn't have made that dumb bet
That you couldnt guess my real name
But now I'm stuck with it and it's lame
Somehow that same day
You found me on Myspace, and I was like, "NO WAY!"
I got your number in the most amazing way
Because we would sit on the courts and lay
From then on we've been cool
You even invited me to your pool
Now your going to college
You'll obviously gain some knowledge
I'll be around so don't forget to call me
When you get that degree
I'd come to your graduation celebration
And If I was away I'd even go to the train station
Because I wouldn't miss it for the world
by: uncle buck
i once met a girl named jess,
when i first met her she was a mess.
she asked me to homecoming,
too bad she wasnt even going.
she was loud and crazy,
im just laid back and lazy.
she said i was nice and funny,
now her mom wants to get her a bunny
she really wants a cat,
one like mine cuz its cool and fat
she really likes lemon ice,
she got it for me twice
by adam
sometimes i laugh sometimes i cry
but when im with jess i usually want to die
but i guess she's a good friend
and likes to hold my hend?
o well she said this had to rhyme
and im really running out of time
so i will end with this
so i hope you enjoy this...miss!
i love her to death
and she really is the...beth?
the end!
♥
by sarah schu
hey there delilah i miss you like new york city...
you're eyes are ugly and you arent very pretty.
by: who do you think ;]
Roses are red violets are blue
this assessment is so gay
what should we do?
by: Saundra :]
think you can do better? let..'s see!