George Carlin**... and let's see here...
*clears throat*
Robert Plant**
Eric Idle
John Paul Jones
Warren Haynes**
Matt Groening
Matt Stone
Joey Greco
Trey Parker
Terry Gilliam
William Shatner
John Cleese
Jimmy Page
Chuck "Friggin" Norris
Adam Sandler
David Spade
Michael Plaine
Jon Stewart
Stephen Colbert
Kurt Cobain's Ghost
Paul McCartney
Adam Sessler
Morgan Webb
Chris Rock
Bill Gates
Patrick Stewart
Hilary Clinton
Seth MacFarlene
Seth Green
Bill Oakly
Josh Weinstein
Jim Gaffigan
Criss Angel
The Whitest Kids U'Know
Huey Freeman
Jesse Jackson
Frank O'Conner
Homestarrunner
Strongbad
Jackie Chan
and YOU!!!
Unless you happen to be:
Bruce Springstein (he should die in the USA)
George Bush**
Karl Rove
Bono
Ashlee Simpson
Courtney "I had Kurt Cobaine Killed" Love
An Emo Band
Satan
Satan's Younger Brother, Windows 98**
Dane Cook
and
JIMMY "JOSEPH RUSH IS GOING TO KILL ME IN MY SLEEP" Fallon.
No, really, fuck him. I hope he dies, and I'm the one who does it. Did you see Taxi? He calls himself a comedian? What a dick. He fucking sucks at comedy, and should be impaled by a monument to Chris Farley. Fuck Jimmy Fallon.
**Means I've seen them in person.
And the guy who said this:"I actually dropped the soap. I remember looking down at it and then I looked around and thought: 'Soap is over-rated... I'm done with this shower!"
-Kiefer Sutherland on the 48 days he spent in jail.