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About Me


Innocentlayouts_x. My name is Wendy. I was born in the beautiful city of New York. Queens, New York to be exact. Yea. You love it. I love to laugh and sing at the top of my lungs and pretty much do anything that involves a good time. I'm a lover and a fighter. I believe sarcasm is the best form of humor. There's nothing like saying the opposite of what you mean to piss people off and then laugh at them. I love pissing people off. I make fun of everyone-I believe in equal oppurtunity. My favorite fruit is the peach, and I love dolphins. I believe in fairies and mermaids. I dont believe in math. I believe in God and aliens. I dont believe in religion. I hate hot weather. I love the cold weather but I hate being cold. I've been told that I am cursed with niceness, and been called a heartless bitch, on the same day. Heh. I love to eat. A lot and a lot and a lot. I'm like a bottomless pit with a black hole in my belly. (in Fat Bastard voice) I pretty much feed the starving children in the alternate dimension that is my stomach. I am not fat. But sometimes I am. I am a huge fan of books, especially Harry Potter. I love Teresa because we are Potter-heads for life. I am a cold hearted, selfish, dark sith-lord, vampire loving, Harry Potter reading, annoying, loud and lazy man-eater. Yea I'll pretty much make you want to punch me in the soul. I think soul punching is cool. I make no sense, most if not all of the time. I think that peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are over-rated. (Yea I said it.) I eat peanut butter off a spoon. I have a crazy shoe fetish but not that many shoes. I like sneakers and I like to make new friends. I spend money like I'm rich which is why I'm always broke right after payday. My friends are pretty much badass, I collect the best people on the planet to be my friends. I drink on occasion. I swear like a fucking sailor and I lack tact. When I get bored I separate gummy bears. I read the dictionary one day and got to aba-I forgot what it meant. I am a real person. I think Tigger is the shit. I am Colombian, no I am not a drug dealer and no I dont know any. I'm moving to Belgium soon, and yea, you're jealous.
Anyway, long story short, I'm pretty much all kinds of AWESOME. Cheery-o!

My Blog

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She is stuck inside herselfHer mind is rushing with thoughts unknown even to herIt's sad but typical for her not to know her own emotionsPerhaps that is why they always get the better of her Poor stup...
Posted by e £oç¡ I¦ th£ §k¥ w¡Ah D¡”¥fªdz e on Thu, 08 May 2008 03:24:00 PST

Razones...

te echo de menos, le digo al airete busco, te pienso, te siento y sientoque como tu no habra nadiey aqui te espero, con mi cajita de la vidacansada, a oscuras, con miedoy este frio, nadie me lo quitat...
Posted by e £oç¡ I¦ th£ §k¥ w¡Ah D¡”¥fªdz e on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:13:00 PST

Im Leaving on a Jet Plane! X)

Man oh man!  How excited am I?  hehe.  Well today I was finally able to go the Traffic Management Office, the place where you schedule your household goods to be picked up and taken to ...
Posted by e £oç¡ I¦ th£ §k¥ w¡Ah D¡”¥fªdz e on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:04:00 PST

Music in my ears

Yesterday I went with my good friend Jason to the Paramore and Jimmy Eat World concert.  It was fuckin GREAT! XD  OMG!  I had never been to a rock concert in my life and this was pretty...
Posted by e £oç¡ I¦ th£ §k¥ w¡Ah D¡”¥fªdz e on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:30:00 PST

How Strange. Words.

I think I may or may not have a hang-over.  My head is killing and I’m hungry.  I feel all dazed and confused...sleeping on a couch with two other people is no fun.  And than to t...
Posted by e £oç¡ I¦ th£ §k¥ w¡Ah D¡”¥fªdz e on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:59:00 PST

Frightfully Piercing

Some days are better than others.  I only hope they will get better.  Today I cried but not too much.  Perhaps I am running out of tears.  I know he doesnt deserve anything, not my...
Posted by e £oç¡ I¦ th£ §k¥ w¡Ah D¡”¥fªdz e on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:50:00 PST

Pretty. Odd.

My heart is broken...I never thought that someone that supposedly cared so much would do what he did...I guess you never really know a person.  I know he said he was an asshole but I guess I was ...
Posted by e £oç¡ I¦ th£ §k¥ w¡Ah D¡”¥fªdz e on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:16:00 PST

It’s a Steal!

Ok.... Here's the deal...   Leave your name as a blog comment. Once you do that, this is what I'll do.. 1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you r...
Posted by e £oç¡ I¦ th£ §k¥ w¡Ah D¡”¥fªdz e on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:56:00 PST

Something to say...

Have you ever just picked up a pen or (how it is nowadays what with technology at its height) started to type just to see what you would end up with once your inspiration has ended?  I have. ...
Posted by e £oç¡ I¦ th£ §k¥ w¡Ah D¡”¥fªdz e on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:25:00 PST

Aiport Lines Are long...

Good Morning!  Good Morning!  Well, well, well...it's been quite a while since I post anything eh?  So i figured since I have a bit of a wait ahead of me I might as well post something ...
Posted by e £oç¡ I¦ th£ §k¥ w¡Ah D¡”¥fªdz e on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:01:00 PST