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Hawaiian Rednecks

About Me

We are all cousins from the beautiful state of Hawaii. After playing crazy shows and almost starting a revolution to make Hawaii an independent state...Bush and his policies deported us to Mexico. Now we are stuck in Mexico City, we don’t speak a lick of Spanish, we are broke as fuck and worst of all there is no "Milwaukee Best" cerveza. Our plan is to make a shit load of money and get some coyotes to help us cross the border illegally and live the rest of our lives in Alabama.Future plans: Try to separate the United States in two parts: The north and the South. Like the good old days. Long live the confederation; long live the south!!!!!Drugs of choice: Bolivian, Peruvian and sometimes Colombian Cocaine, Beer, Methadone from California, cigarettes, Acapulco-Gold marijuana, Beer, Peyote form Real de Catorce, cigarettes, valium, Beer, vicodine, cigarettes, ecstasy, Beer......fuck we are too wasted to finishhkd'fja;sdoiui[

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/1/2006
Band Website: We wasted all our money on booooooozzzzeeee!!!!!!!
Band Members: C. Smith & Wesson: Synth and Vox/ Bastard child of a famous Mexican Divo "Juan Gabriel", Colors a beauty mark on his upper lip as a tribute to Cindy Crawford. K. Smith & Wesson: Bass/ His tongue is a lethal weapon. When the FBI found this out he was banned from all international flights. P. Smith & Wesson: Drums/ Every time he ejaculates he does three backward flips. Well-know for his public drunkenness and jokes. E. Smith & Wesson: Tambourine man/ collects woman underwear. Instead of drinking coffee he smells panties to wake up. In and out of mental hospitals.
Influences: Basically, everything since the Delta Blues to KISS. We stopped listening to music after KISS took off their make up......Two reasons: To develop our own sound and not be part of a trend and because we were devastated when we really saw what the memebers of KISS looked like.
Sounds Like: Nothing you have heard or seen before....yeah we are that fucken pretentious!!!!
Record Label: Waiting for a major deal...to sell out.

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