DERRODE:If I was a boy! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm Derrode. I like shopping, ballas, cars, ballas, money, sexy ballas and oh yea...did i say ballas. Most people think that iam a smart ass because the way I respond can be harsh, but that because it some dumb bitches asking dumb questions.hit me up, add me, and love me!! Derrode L.L.R....

My Interests

I LOVE FASHION DESIGN AND EDITORIALS, SHOPPING, GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS, GOING OUT AND DOING NEW THING, JUST BEING A 1ST CLASS, FAST LANE EXPLORE.

I'd like to meet:

COCO CHANEL, A BALLA, KARL LAGERFELD, GOD, & OTHERS.Add Comment

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Music:

I LIKE A LOT OF DAMN MUSIC! TOO MANY TO PUT ON HERE. AND NOT ALL OF THEM ARE R&B. I AM OUT THE BOX AND OPEN TO ALL THAT JAMS IN MY EAR.

Movies:

I SEE 1 MISSED CALL.. THATS WAS GOOD. I STILL LIKE CROUCHING TIGER,AND THAT OTHER THING WITH THE GASIHA GIRL. I DON'T KNOW OR REMEMBER ANY OTHERS. I MOSTLY LIKE PORN, YEA THAT RIGHT PORN! Y'ALL HAVE SOME TOO. AND HOW CAN I EVER FORGET THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA! THAT LADY REMINDS ME OF A LOVELY LITTLE ORCHID WHO NAME IS DERRODE. JUST CALL ME MR.PRECLEY.

Television:

I LOVE NOAH'S ARC, (I DON'T KNOW WHY THE HELL THEY TOOK THAT OFF, I MEAN FOR REAL.. WHAT THEY TRYING TO MAKE THE GAY MAN A WHITE MAN TOO? I MEAN DAMN, YOU CAN BE A BLACK ANYTHING!)....AND I LIKE FAMILY GUY, PROJECT RUNWAY, NEXT TOP MODEL AND THERE IS SOME OTHERS. I AM TRYING TO GET INTO BOOK AND OUTDOORS AND GET OUT OF TV.

Books:

I LOVE 3 SIDES TO EACH STORY, AND SOME OTHER BOOK.. YOU KNOW BOOKS LIKE VOGUE, ESQUIRE, FASHION MAG'S AND THING LIKE THAT.

Heroes:

JESUS, AND LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ABOUT THAT.

My Blog

my 3 days in phlliy

Philadelphia was wonderful. I stayed at the marriott downtown and that was even better. The view was lovely. City hall was a few doors down which was also very pretty. And it's crazy because once I c...
Posted by DERRODE:If I was a boy! on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:45:00 PST

niggas with secrets

Here's a story to share with you... I meet this boy. He was nice, sexy and all hell and bascly what I mosly like. So he lived in LA but was movin here to maryland. So we talked and talk all different ...
Posted by DERRODE:If I was a boy! on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:48:00 PST

pizza face bitch/ fucked them all/ LAUREN

So iam gonna start off witht this... I don't know why you want to play miss bad ass bringing yours sister with you to macys (way to shop) and think cause its 2 one 1 that you and you home girl is a ba...
Posted by DERRODE:If I was a boy! on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 04:57:00 PST

where are all my fly guys going?

So While walking the streets today with my home girl we went to see this lady.. i don't thin k she was bull shitttin when she said this and brung me back to the light..."LOOKING AT YOU GUYS ( ME AND M...
Posted by DERRODE:If I was a boy! on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:23:00 PST

where are all my fly guys going?

J

....J i don't know why the fuck you geting mad at me cause i don't want to come over you house and shit. i wean we just talking, and then you got the nerv to get mad at me cause i don't feel lik...
Posted by DERRODE:If I was a boy! on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:03:00 PST

The Bitch ass THUG behind closed doors

Well to start i had a wonderful birthday yesterday, i done shopping and had dinner with a best friend. it was lovely and yet grow up type of thing. well tonight i went out with another go...
Posted by DERRODE:If I was a boy! on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:46:00 PST

ha-ha you tryed to get something better than me but my ass hole look better than that

there is not enought ways a can say it...HA, HA-HA, KI -KI, LOL or LMAO but i can say this... please stand by for it.. ready? ok.. THAT BOY LOOK LIKE SHIT, Y...
Posted by DERRODE:If I was a boy! on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:20:00 PST

in need of testosterone, he didn't have enough

Like i said before yall. one day at a time so iam gonna tell yall how my day went, so follow me cause this bout to be quick like the boy toni. yea i said that shit, what the fuck you...
Posted by DERRODE:If I was a boy! on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:21:00 PST

Them MAX RAVE BITCHIES, (excluding 2 that is still ther and 2 that nolonger work there)

NOW,, follow where i was going with all this. OK? why the fuck when you finally work at a place you think is drama free unlike Hollister you get yourself in a place that has more dra...
Posted by DERRODE:If I was a boy! on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:14:00 PST