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RoboDiablo

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About Me

I am the most amazing Robot ever created by the Plutonian people!! I use my egg shape and porno mustache to infiltrate your Earth culture and relay information regarding you weaknesses back to my people.

My Interests

Pro Wrestling, Horror Films, Comic Books, Toys, Complete Enslavement of the Human Race. I am also doing research on whether Rock and Roll is a sufficient fuel for powering a spaceship so that I may return to my people.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, so I can punch him in the throat!!! And Jerry Seinfeld, so I can steal his wallet.

Music:

Insane Clown Posse, Bad Brains, Corporate Avenger, Minor Threat, The Beatles, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, The Cramps, Black Chiney, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Anticon, Supernatural, Monster Magnet, Aphex Twin, Kid 606, GWAR, Buckethead, Primus, Twiztid, The Replacements, Merzbow, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Tribe Called Quest, Leaders Of The New School, Public Enemy, De La Soul, Daft Punk, Ray Charles, Matisyahu, Wu-Tang Clan, B.I.G., Van Halen, Esham, Madonna, Marty Robbins, Hank Williams Sr., Misfits, Desmond Dekker, Ministry, Portishead, Cibo Matto, Bloodhound Gang, N.W.A., Eazy-E, Shonen Knife, The Clash, The Ramones, Prince, Iggy and The Stooges, G.G. Allin, MC5, David Bowie, Richard Hell, Talking Heads, Tool, Zapp and Roger, Biz Markie, Grandmaster Flash, Dream Theater, Kreator, Lady Sovereign, The Streets, Roll Deep, M.I.A., EPMD, Digital Underground, Johnny Cash, Tomahawk, The Kids Of Widney High, Richard Hell, The Vandals, US Bombs, Samhain, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Dan The Automator, Dangermouse, Gnarls Barkley, Satyricon, Ulver, Reagan Youth, Circle Jerks, Pig Destroyer, Kreator, Killing Joke, Infectious Grooves, Bile, Pigface, Acid Bath, Eyehategod, Meshuggah, Dillinger Escape Plan, Hank Williams III, DOWN, Ballgag, Napalm Death, Bolt Thrower, The Residents, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Godflesh, Painkiller, Brujeria, Asesino, Crass, Jimmy Cliff, The Specials, Discharge, Sub/Humans

Television:

On Pluto, we do not have the silly box that you people refer to as "Television". Our days are filled with the screams of the weak and helpless as we torture them. Watching the torture rituals is not nearly as painful as watching "The Real World". How you humans can stand to subject yourself to such stupidity is beyond me, however, I have come to enjoy the wonders of Pro wrestling. The amazing displays of athleticism and the fact that these men can beat each other senseless and keep coming back week after week is amazing to me. I have never seen such a hard hitting sport, and I greatly respect these men. Unfortunately, I will slaughter them like the rest of you cattle when my masters deem it necessary.

Heroes:

Many of my heroes will not be known to you puny humans, and should I choose to utter their names, your heads would explode. I only have one human hero, and that man's name is The Necro Butcher. Of all humans on this planet, he is the only man worthy of my robot adoration. The blood he spills from both himself and his opponents make my robot loins tingle.