A VOTE FOR SAMUEL FRANKLIN IS A VOTE FOR AMERICA!!!
Just practicing my Inauguration Address!
With the presidential election just around the corner (and fast approaching), it's important to take this time to let all of you citizens in on my life, a little me and you time, man to man/woman time if you will.
I stand firm on many of the big issues our clandestine nation faces right now. Take the Native American's issues that plague our glorious country for example, I (unlike my opponents) feel like the Native Americans are a very important part of their society.
Now consider the utmost of penalties; capitol punishment. Never has a country even considered the taking of one's life for severe crimes. I personally feel that the no person should be put to death unless they deserve to be. We have all heard the saying that two wrongs don't make a right, But have we ever stopped to think that three rights make a left? Or is the problem of right and wrong even a mathematical equation to begin with? I think not.
Let's talk about foriegn oil. Now I know this is a sensitive subject, so let's not talk about it. Another gargantuan issue facing people today is censorship. You should really not take into account what my opponents have to say on this issue. Instead, I want you to heed my words, no one can tell you who or what you should or should not listen to.
Even though I believe in seperation of church and state, I want this prayer to be on everyones' heart, "Dear God, please give this country your undivided attention. Please help us to remain the greatest nation on Earth. Now, I'm not saying we will turn away from you if our country fails, but do you really want to take that risk? Just as God cured the blind, we thank him for curing the nation of the blind...oh, and uh...forgive us for that thing we did with the thing."
As I close, I want us all to remember that our nation's presidential election only comes but once every four years and if I don't get elected how can we be sure that my opponents won't just get us all killed? So if they win, you may never get a second chance to vote for me. I am looking forward to being your next president.
Upward and onward,
Samuel Franklin
