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Sultan of Stone, Lord of the Leaf

An eighth a day keeps the doctor away!!!

About Me

shit, talkin about myself is the hardest shit out.. but anyways.. i was born and raised in and around NYC for most of my life.. Born in Manhattan, i lived in Fortt Lee, New Jersey(right by the GW bridge) fo a bit, then it was out to Rye, NY.. where all my homies holdin it down.. i went to Rye middle and high school till about the end of Junior year.. And it was out to start over wit a clean slate out in Hawaii, YEAAH MOTHER FUCKKERRSS!!.. did i say?? i got in some trouble?? I went to RIT back in NY for my freshman year and im thinkin of stay in the islands for 2nd year, live it up in the islands fo some more time.. I got great parents and an ill sister so that makes my crib nice and tight.. Being 100% just makes life being easier, haha kiddin JAAAP PRIDEE!!!!! live up life everyday!! RIP kurt, u ma homie!!So down to the slaaanng..i say maad instead of choke, wicked or just a fuckin lot. And werd is an acceptable replacement for yeah, yeah?? or yeah!!! Oh and did i tell u?? L = a blunt, aint no fuckin joints. Goin to the city means goin to a big fuckin city (New York..DC, not fuckin LA, aint no fuckin city, its just a giant suburb).. A sweatshirt is a hoodie, ur car is ur whip, and when u pound u gotta do it proper wit the snapp!!! When something is crazy cool, it Ill, when someshits all fucked up that shits weak..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Keita Yamamoto
Birthday: 07/14/86
Birthplace: Manhattan, New York(Its where its att!!)
Current Location: Honolulu, HI
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: I guess im both cuz i roll with two hands
Your Heritage: 100% J-A-P-A-N-E-S-E!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Timbs
Your Weakness: L and W's, we no hab dem in japanese.. make hard tu spreek
Your Fears: Havin no weed, no dutchie and no money
Your Perfect Pizza: uhh.. Wee no eat pissa ina japan.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I roould rike to rurrn engurish!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: HHAARRRROOOOO!!!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Must keep in mind corrrert enguriish!! so i spreaak corrertly!
Your Best Physical Feature: My mind, I beeerry smaat!
Your Bedtime: Beery raate
Your Most Missed Memory: Ribbing back in Japan
Pepsi or Coke: CORRA ARR DA WRAAYY!
MacDonalds or Burger King: eww, no rikke aamrrican frood
Single or Group Dates: Krinky grrooupies!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Onrryy drink greeeen tea!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanrrira!
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: Hai!!
Do you Swear: Haii!
Do you Sing: i sing mruch music!
Do you Shower Daily: hai!
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no undra stand ward attractive
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: hahah yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i guess
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nopee
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: SUSHHIII BERRY GOOD!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: noep
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: with a blunt in my mouth
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A child
What country would you most like to Visit: AMSSTERDAM!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont really care
Favourite Hair Color: dont really care
Short or Long Hair: dont really care
Height: haha, heres were it gets pickyy..
Weight: dont really care
Best Clothing Style: dont really care
Number of Drugs I have taken: hopefully not more than me but whatever
Number of CDs I own: huh?? i thought these were questions about someone else.
Number of Piercings: dont really care
Number of Tattoos: not alot
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hahah awhole fuckload, enough to make a priest fuck a kid right after my confession
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My Interests

Well id say my interests and hobbies would be..... rollin maad Ls, id have to say a vanilla dutch is my fav, but if i had the loot, id be rollin maad Vegas.. But otherwise im into surfing wheres theres surf, snowboarding wheres theres slopes and snow, Jammin the fuck out on guitar (still workin on playin a fuckin ukulele) and now id have to say im gettin into photo and that good stuff...

I'd like to meet:

Jimi Hendrix cuz then we'd be able to lit up maad Ls and jam the fuck out for hours and hours and shit... thatd be dope... but realistically id like to meet Jenna Jamison, id wanna ask her out or something... she seems like the fuckin good relationship kinda girl..

Music:

anything that sounds good, from rap to rock to classical to reggae.. im down as long as it sounds good...

Movies:

Blow, Traffic, Good Fellas, Heat, Requiem For a Dream, Resevior Dogs.... shit i cant think of the rest... basically any fuckin awsome movie....

Television:

MAAAAD history channel, thats all i gotta say.. thats the best fuckin channel on TV, besides football sundays during the season... PEACE OUT TO ALL BOSTON FUCKIN RED SOX FANNS!!!! ITS GONNA BE ANOTHER FUCKIN HUNDRED YEARS MOTHER FUCKERS!!! AND PEACE THE FUCK OUT TO THE PATRIOTS, BRADY BLOW ME!!!

Books:

Let see books.... hm... Does high times count as a book???

Heroes:

shittt... my hero's.... id have to start wit the man, Isoruku Yamamoto, and then id have to go wit Pablo Escobar, then to like Eric Clapton, to Jimi Hendrix to... shit lets see... JJ(Jack Johnson) to shit... um... the guy who started Dutch Master.. props to that mother fucker!!!