Gabrilla

MARYLAND.. Please stand the fuck up and represent! =] Im from MARYLAND, bitch. We arent northern, we're southern, and proud of it We can catch cook and crack our own crabs from our own bay. We have skiing out west, Baltimore to the north, the bay right in the middle, the ocean out to the east, and suburbs all over, take your pick. Senior week is not only in Ocean City it IS Ocean City We can drink any state under the table. The best beer pong players are all Maryland born and bred. Compton and Camden? Baltimore has the highest murder rate in the nation. Our governor fights for our right to play slot machines. We can hit the club, drink at a friends house, go to southern Maryland for boating crabbing and offroading, all in one weekend. We have an excellent selection of colleges to party at on weekends. We have 2 of the top 10 richest countys in the country. We know how to drive in a traffic circle. Old Bay seasoning and season all are the shit We have WAWA. And ours have free chip nights. Calling pizza, pie is just gay. Summer will make you sweat your balls off, and winter will freeze them off. All the girls who come to our colleges from Jersy are hot. But they are also infested with STDs. We've never thought anyone from Cali was a god. We get shit loads of snow days and use them to drink and go snowboarding. TV shows about rich kids whining haven't gotten shit on the Wire, filmed right here in Baltimore. Oh and dont forget the blair witch project . Fuck real mexican food, Chipotle is the shit. Fuck In-N-Out and Sonic Plus In-N-out is a gay name. We call a creek a "crick" and we call "water" "wudder". We have coke not pop. And we BONG beers like its our job, and its not FUNNELING! Maryland is the shit...