TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joshua Duane Wolfgang Fahrenkrug
Birthday: The 30th day of the first month of the 1,985 year of the modern revised Roman Calender
Birthplace: San Antonio, Tx
Current Location: Um... in front of the computer?
Eye Color: Blue-grey and red
Hair Color: Filthy Blonde
Height: Five-Foot-Thirteen (hehe)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Primarily German (did the "Wolfgang" part give it away, or was it the "Fahrenkrug"?)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Steve Madden formal shoes
Your Weakness: The burden of regret
Your Fears: Mediocrity, Stagnation, Daily Repitition (every day should be invariably fresh and new in some way or another)
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza is terrible for your body
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Return to school, return to writing, start on the path towards making a significant change in this disgustingly mixed-up world
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: IM's are much too impersonal, I like to look someone in the face when I talk to them.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Christ, if I could quit smoking cigarettes I'd probably get more sleep (my nic-fits wake me up before my alarm does)
Your Best Physical Feature: I have a heart-shaped freckle in the iris of my left eye
Your Bedtime: Whenever I grow tired of reality and beg for a pillow-lined escape-pod
Your Most Missed Memory: "....."
Pepsi or Coke: Low-Carb Monster Energy
MacDonalds or Burger King: Eww...
Single or Group Dates: You don't meet your soulmate over an all-you-can-eat steak buffet
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Earl Grey
Chocolate or Vanilla: Cho-nilla!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Espresso (full to the top of the cup, with a splash of regular coffee, black as night)
Do you Smoke: Regretfully, yes
Do you Swear: Conversation is a dying art, one that I intend to preserve, ergo I've tried to cut back lately, but it's so fucking hard to.
Do you Sing: Love to, but hardly ever to an audience.
Do you Shower Daily: Typically twice
Have you Been in Love: See above, "most missed memory"
Do you want to go to College: I want to major in Social Anthropology and minor in Philosophy, then transfer to a University and study Mycology in hopes of one day creating my own field of study, "Anthropologic Mycology".
Do you want to get Married: Lord no, why base your version of an eternal emotional limbo upon somebody elses standards? It's nonsense, wedding bands are like tiny little gold shackles.
Do you belive in yourself: I'm a god, to not believe in myself would be blasphemous
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only in the car, go figure
Do you think you are Attractive: I know I am, but honestly don't think so myself
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a health nut. I fell off the wagon for a couple of months, but now I'm back on again and it feels badass.
Do you get along with your Parents: Half of them
Do you like Thunderstorms: There's nothing on this planet more beautiful than a South-Texas lightening storm
Do you play an Instrument: The Guitar, trumpet, just picked up the violin, occasional harmonica and electric organ
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" -Benjamin Franklin
In the past month have you Smoked: See above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I AM DRUGS!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Lord no, dating is strictly reserved for the unisocial pseudo-pimp
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, but just to obtain directions on how to get away from the mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hell no, see above "Are you a Health Freak"
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Absolutely love it
In the past month have you been on Stage: Other than theatrically, I've never been on stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not intentionally... my trunks were too big, it was broad daylight, what else would you call it?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Thieves and liars disgust me.
Ever been Drunk: Lastnight, come to think of it :-P
Ever been called a Tease: Too many times
Ever been Beaten up: Well, there was this party... and these marines... fuck jarheads
Ever Shoplifted: Only from Wal-mart (hey, they've stolen the American dream, why not take something back from them?)
How do you want to Die: I've got the rest of my life to think about that, but I'm currently settled on swan-diving from an overpass during rush-hour traffic.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't wanna grow up, I'm a toys-r-us kid.
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany (need to go back to the fatherland)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: A deep stormy blue or funeral grey, it's a toss-up
Favourite Hair Color: Mmm... redheads
Short or Long Hair: Long, has to be long
Height: Under 5' 5", I like to feel huge... no, not like that... ok, maybe like that
Weight: That's just shallow, it's not the shell I'm after, it's the nut inside, ya dig?
Best Clothing Style: Whatever makes her comfortable enough to be herself around me
Number of Drugs I have taken: It's not something I'm particularly proud of, but you can ask me if you'd like... go on, ask me... it used to be all about escaping
Number of CDs I own: Not enough
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