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About Me

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Hulk 95%
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The Flash 75%
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Spider-Man 60%
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Batman 45%
Superman 20% You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.
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My Interests

Art, music, dancing, tom-foolery. Wine and vodka are close personal friends of mine. Vocabulary words. I buy things because they're cute or pretty.Quote I like: "If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did." -Jack HandyAnother one I like: "There is no new art. There are only new artists." -Egon Schiele

I'd like to meet:

Anybody....I like people.

Music:

No particular orderSafety (haha!)- David Bowie- Peeping Tom- The Mars Volta- Bjork- Gorillaz- Nirvana- No Doubt- Massive Attack- Rachmaninov- Tomahawk- Portishead- Knights of Monte Carlo- Deerhoof- The Smiths- Prince- Ween- The Strokes- Soul Coughing- James Brown- Kook Keith- Poison the Well- Ragsy- The Dandy Warhols- A Perfect Circle- Nine Inch Nails- Yo Yo Ma- The Refused- The Shins- Morrisey- Miles Davis- Nat King Cole- Frank Sinatra- Green Day- Eminem- Autolux- David Bowie- PJ Harvey- Led Zeppelin- Elliot Smith- 400 Blows- Spoon- TuPac- My Bloody Valentine- Radiohead- Rick Astley- The Rosebuds- Red Hot Chili Peppers- Deftones- Tricky- Sneaker Pimps- The Black Rebel Motorcycle Club- Depeche Mode- Death Cab For Cutie- AC/DC- Stone Temple Pilots- Queens of the Stone Age- Beck- Tool- The Cure- The Bronx- Justin Timberlake- Bloc Party- Oasis- Guns N Roses- Billy Idol- Portishead- Soundgarden- Rage Against the Machine- 50 Cent- Interpol- Franz Ferdinand- Mindless Self Indulgence- The Scorpions- Heart- Elton John- Silversun Pickups- Blackalicious-

Movies:

Pan's Labrynth- Zoolander- The Royal Tenanbaums- The Big Lebowsky- Harold and Maude- Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy- Trainspotting- Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels- Snatch- Donnie Darko- The Good Girl- Office Space- Memento- AKIRA- Labrynth- The Dark Crystal- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory- The Triplettes of Belleville- The Usual Suspects- Will Farrell in anything- Christopher Walken in almost anything- Oliver- Fight Club- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon- Pulp Fiction- Four Rooms- Kill Bill (more I than II)- Reservoir Dogs- Transformers- Tommy Boy- Spirited Away- Princess Mononoke- Monty Python- X-Men- The Nightmare Before Christmas- Sweeney Todd- Pee Wee's Big Adventure- Old School- Sorority Boys- Twin Peaks- Napoleon Dynamite- Rurouni Kenshin- Ghost in the Shell- Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang- Thumbsucker-

Television:

Adult Swim, Animal Planet, The Colbert Report, Lost, Heroes, Scrubs, Fat people porn AKA "The Food Network"

Books:

A Tale of Two Cities- The Great Gatsby- Great Expectations- The Portrait of Dorian Gray- The Count of Monte Cristo- Oliver Twist- Crime and Punishment- The Iliad- The Odyssey- Othello- The Heart of Darkness- The Lord of the Flies- any Oscar Wilde or Dickens- Gray's Anatomy- Anatomy for the Artist-

Heroes:

Chuck Norris - Greenwillow - Eddie Izzard - Steven Colbert - Jon Stewart - David Bowie - my mom and dad - Mary Salgado - Stormy (Sealab 2021) - Egon Scheile - Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec - Alfonse Mucha - Aubrey Beardsley - Hokusai - Kano Hogai - Kathe Kollwitz - Max Klinger - Arnold Boecklin - Caravaggio - Jacques-Louis David - Theodore Gericault- Eugen Delecroix - Jean-Babtiste Carpeaux - James Abbot McNeill Whistler - Joseph Mallord William Turner - Albert Bierstadt - Honore Daumier - Caspar David Friedrich - Edvard Munch - Francis Bacon - HR Giger - Gustav Klimt - Bernini - Auguste Rodin - Antonio Gaudi - Leonardo Da Vinci - Michaelangelo Buonarrati - Raphael Sanzio - Vincent Van Gogh - Pablo Picasso - Ernst Ludwig Kerchner - Marcel Duchamp - Edward Hopper - Salvador Dali - Pierre Auguste Renoir - Edgar Degas - Pee Wee Herman -

My Blog

yet another

The last time a car went over the cliff outside my window was in February. Her car stopped by hitting a tree and she took off. Tonight, the guy drug a few cars along the way and went entirely over, la...
Posted by Heatha-Homewrecka! on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:59:00 PST

birthmas and Paris

I am so super old today. Ha! So, it's my first Christmas that I'm not spending with my family, which is depressing. :( Of course it's snowing in Portland and here is the same ol', same ol' sun. (Never...
Posted by Heatha-Homewrecka! on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 09:09:00 PST

My honeymoon in Paris (part one)

So, we've been back from Paris for a couple weeks now. Along with adjusting to life back home, and a new job, I haven't found much time or energy to write anything about the trip until now. ...
Posted by Heatha-Homewrecka! on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 04:54:00 PST

my look has feminized

get over it.... In two weeks, we go on our honeymoon to Paris. Soon, I'll put up a summary with pictures, quite possibly sans indiscretions, upon my return. Ha!
Posted by Heatha-Homewrecka! on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:29:00 PST

post wedding

So, here I am, over a month past my wedding and still not entirely sure what to do with my time. Although, I've been much more productive as of late. New painting done, trips planned, and life more or...
Posted by Heatha-Homewrecka! on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:18:00 PST

one-handed typing

so, i stabbed the palm of my hand with a micron pen until it hit bone. if you know what a micron pen is, you will understand my throbbing pain. this will be a pretty color in the morning......
Posted by Heatha-Homewrecka! on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:36:00 PST

I lost my phone. Boo!

I lost my phone on Monday night. And of course my internet stopped working immediately after that. It's been that sort of week. So I'm drinking mojitos to counter the bullshit. So far, it's worki...
Posted by Heatha-Homewrecka! on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:34:00 PST

wreckin homes

So, it's been a strange couple weeks. After ten days straight of work, on my last day, my lil sister-in-law had her first baby. It's a boy. His name is Andrew Thomas. :) So I'm now an aunt, which stil...
Posted by Heatha-Homewrecka! on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:06:00 PST

scrubbin' bubbles

So, some lazy bartender or barback didn't rinse off my glass last night. I didn't really notice until I started vomiting bubbles. It was a cleansing experience, but not one I'd like to repeat.
Posted by Heatha-Homewrecka! on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:27:00 PST

Happy Half Birthday to ME!!!!!

So, since my birthday is on Christmas, I've decided to half-celebrate my half-birthday. Usually I spend my real birthday with my family, who I love, but cannot party with. Alas! Happy hal...
Posted by Heatha-Homewrecka! on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:13:00 PST