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The Mask of Tabby

Don't forget to breathe. If you forget to breathe, you will die.

About Me

I'm a musician.
I'm a cool geek.
I'm a smart-ass.
I'm a keen observer.
I'm a study in subtlety.
I'm an humble intellectual.
I'm a dreamer and a passionate idealist.
I'm a cynic and a realist.
I'm a beach volleyball addict.
I'm a shit-disturber.
I'm a licensed pilot.
I'm an NPR junkie.
I'm an ailurophile (look it up).
I'm a slave to my passions.
I'm an exhibitionist.
I'm a dancin' fool.
I'm an experimenter.
I'm an original.
I'm here, ok?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If you'd like to add me as a friend, be sure to send an email as well, or else I'll assume you're a spammer. Besides, I only keep friends that talk to me, anyway.Oh, and I highly recommend subscribing to my blog! It don't cost nuthin'...

Television:

I cancelled my tv service when I realized I was paying $60 a month to watch *maybe* a couple hours a week. Now I'm a happy Netflix customer instead.

Books:

All fantasy -- All the time.

Favorites include Brust; Modessit; Donaldson; Eddings; Feist; Goodkind; Hobb; ...hey, I've got a little alphabet going here...

Heroes:

Godzilla.

My Blog

Cinnamon fans, beware

Ben and Jerry have this Cinnamon Bun flavored ice cream. That shit would be worth going to jail for, yo...
Posted by The Mask of Tabby on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:05:00 PST

Groping about blindly...

So I went to the fetish party here Saturday night. There was this one slave-girl completely in rubber from head to toe--even her eyes were covered. The only openings were nose holes and her mouth. She...
Posted by The Mask of Tabby on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:41:00 PST

Hey I don't live in New York South after all.

Saturday I was taking my Xterra to the shop because it was running a little rough.   I think it's a timing issue, but whatever.   I was about halfway there, decelerating for a red ...
Posted by The Mask of Tabby on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:44:00 PST

No more MySpace....

...at least not during business hours.   The network guys finally blocked access to it at work.  Until I rig a work-around, I'll only be able to get on from home now. For those of ...
Posted by The Mask of Tabby on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST

broke in

Yesterday I passed the "break-in" period on my new wheels. Last night I was driving home from volleyball when a Tiburon pulls up to the light next to me.  I know it's not really fair, but I ...
Posted by The Mask of Tabby on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:36:00 PST

Fun!

I was working on making one of these, but it could be one of those never-ending projects.   And then the geniuses at okcupid went ahead and auto-generated one for me. So when you're bored e...
Posted by The Mask of Tabby on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:59:00 PST

What I Learned Today

Riding in a convertible with the top down is good for the soul... ...not so good for the hair. 
Posted by The Mask of Tabby on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:40:00 PST

My SECOND xmas present to myself this year

A Pictorial Essay         Welcome to the parking lot in front of my condo... That's RIGHT biatchez!!!It's like... you look at it... and you say, "how much redder can it be?" .... ...
Posted by The Mask of Tabby on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:20:00 PST

My first xmas present to myself this year!

Can you believe I've never owned a leather jacket until now???    Well, I guess maybe considering I live in Florida, it's not so hard to believe. ...
Posted by The Mask of Tabby on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:09:00 PST

I'm so not funny

1. If you were to find out you were pregnant/ had gotten someone pregnant tomorrow, how would you feel?$500 poorer.2. Do you trust your friends?who says I have friends? did one of them snitch? 3. Woul...
Posted by The Mask of Tabby on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:05:00 PST