You Know You're a Pothead When...
You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.
Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.
Your bong is taller than your dog.
It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.
You set your wedding date for 4/20.
You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.
You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.
You start every sentence with - uhhh!.
You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.
You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.
You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.
You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.
Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.
Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
You sell your car for gas money
You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"
You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!
Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....
Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.
Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."
You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.
You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.
You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.
~EASTONASHE~
"it is clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity, i can only hope that one day, our humanity will surpass our technology.". ~Albert Einstein -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of War Drums --
You Know You're Addicted to Video Games When...
Whenever something bad happens you reach for the pause button.
You've spent so much time playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 -- you actually taught youself how to skateboard.
You've decided you won't go outside anymore due to the 'tacky graphics, poor sound and low playability.'
You ask your doctor how many lives you have left.
thats cause pirates get the booty!
I'd like to meet:
People, any and all. ~~~~~~~~ I re-read that and thought to myself, "wait a minute, i don't want to meet any and all people, people are fuckin retarded!" So i guess i should be more specific. I want to meet cool, calm, and collective people. I have a very high patience towards people it just depends on wether i feel like using it or not. Open minded people. People who can take the time and effort to look at things from anothers point of veiw, (wether you care or not is up to you). People who can open up my mind to new things. I love being introduced to new things, music, movies, sex. You know the stuff that really matters
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "The tragedy is how your gonna spend the rest of your nights with the light on, So shine the light on all of your friends because it all amounts to nothing in the end." -jason mraz
Music:
TOOL, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, , Korn, A Perfect Circle, From Autumn to Ashes, Mars Volta, Sepultura, Fear Factory, , White Zombie, Rob Zombie, System of a Down, Six Feet Under, Snot, ICP, Prodigy, White Stripes, Type-o-Negative, Tom Petty, WEEN, Sublime, Incubus, Stone Temple Pilots, Godsmack, Seven Dust, Madonna, Athority Zero, Janes Addiction, Guns and Roses, NoFX, Eston Ashe, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Janis Joplin, Fleetwood Mac, Simon and Garfunkel, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Peter Frampton, Grateful Dead, Bob Dyllan, Bob Marley Lynard Skynrd, Steve Miller Band, pop in a little Creedence for the road trips!, Phish, Jefferson Airplane, Crosby, Stillls and Nash, Neil Young, Crosby stills Nash and Young!!!, John Cougar Mellencamp, Fred Green, Alien Ant Farm, The Toadies, Counting Crows, Dave Matthews Band, Blues Travelers, Cake, Crash Test Dummies, Matchbox 20,Ben Folds Five, Gorillaz, Moby, Lords of Acid, Primus, Crystal Method, Ani Difranco, Tracy Chapman fast car is a wonderful song, The Murmurs, Sarah McLachlan, Vanessa Carlton, Barenaked Ladies, Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Aerosmith, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, the first Disturbed cd, old Offspring and old Greenday though i like american idiot, Save Farris, Green Jelly the three little pigs, Static X, bush, Tori Amos, Bjork, Blind Melon, Jill Sobule, the occational Blink, Live but really only the ones played on the radio, i tried and they sucked live which i though was funny, The Cranberries, Limp Biscut the faith remake is fun, Ugly Kid Joe, GOTTA HAVE THE 80'S: Prince, The Cars, David Bowie, Queen, 10,000 Maniacs, Nena you know that 99 red balloons song!, you know i should get that new 80's trivial pursuit game because i can never remember the names of the bands, so i'll give you the 80's by song, mostly, Pat Benatar hit me with your best shot is a great angry bitch song, Belinda Carlisle ooh baby do you know what thats worth, Phil Collins, Obsession, i wear my Sunglasses At Night so i can, so i can see the light thats right before my eye's, The Police, Men at Work safety dance hell's yeah!, Private Eyes, Everybody Wants to Rule the World, I Eat Cannibals now theres a great song!..., Eurythmics, how could i forget Billy Idol, so anyone who's acctually reading this notice how stoned i am right now?. Wake me up before you go go Wham, Journey and Chicago, Always Something There to Remind Me, Cyndi Lauper, Tears For Fears thats who does everybody wants to rule the world, =)~ ok i'm done for now. i love music and these are the only ones i can remember right now. i'm going to bed now, goodnight!~~~~ ok so it was pointed out to me that i had forgotten THE CURE! now how the fuck did i forget THE CURE i have no idea. but please you must forgive my mistake and remember that no ones perfect, especially when their stoned! (though you are in my eyes!)
Movies:
Breakfast Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers i enjoyed the filming of it and yes the story too, call me crazy!, Clockwork Orange,
Dazed and Confused, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal,
Dangerouse Beauty, Evangellion, Nightmare Before Christmas,
Fifth Element, Underworld, the Leathal Wepon series, that 13 Going On 30 movie was actually really cute. "we are strong heartache to heartache, we stand, no promises or demands, both of us knowing, love is a battlefield." Anyway's... I grew up watching all sorts of B rated movies, my mom loves them, my sister loves them, my dad just has to sit through them! I have yet to see a horror movie that really scared me, and thats ever since i had a nightmare about Freddy, when the tv show was on, i was like 5 being sneaky behind the couch. learned my lesson, had dreams about the mom slowly stabbing knives into each finger on her right hand.
since then nothing else has scared me. But the worst movie ever created was House of the Dead 2003 (?), i've never felt like my life was sucked away by any other movie, CAUTION: DO NOT SEE HOUSE OF THE DEAD. The Boondock Saints, X-Men, Shrek the first one you can watch over and over and over. Demolition Man, The Fugitive, Blade and Blade 2, Pirates of the Caribbean, Spaceballs, Seven,
4 Rooms, Pulp Fiction, Resiviour Dogs, Quinten Terintino is a beautiful writer, oh the Kill Bill series Gremlins, Princess Bride,
Pink Floyd The Wall, Half Baked, American Beauty, anything with Kevin Spacey really. Alien vs Preditor, and of course the Alien's and both Preditor movies.
also i'm a big disney fan. Thats enough for now.
Television:
CARTOONS
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Invader Zim
Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!!!!!, Sponge Bob Square Pants yes i can sit though it i watch it mostly with my baby, Evangelion, Reign, Inuyasha, other anime's, also the discovery and history channels.
video games have thier own channel now, its nice to see whats coming in the future to play.
MY NEOPET
Books:
I was never a big reader, though i wish i were...
but the books i have read have touched me somehow, someway. Nothing in this book is true, but its exactically how things are, The Da Vinci Code,
The Phantom Tollbooth, Misery, To Kill A Mockingbird, Lottery Rose, Chrysanthemum, Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Light in the Attic, shit whats the name of the third one, i own it and cant remember. Where the Wild Things Are. now you can't tell me that didn't change your life too!! anything
Shakespear, favorites would include... Much Adu About Nothing, As You Like It, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Macbeth.
VIDEO GAMES
Heroes:
TOOL
and Eddie Vedder
and of course my mom and my dad
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