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The Lord of Funk.

Aww man, I just shot Marvin in the face...

About Me

Hallucinating hippos floating abroad airways into interstellar planetary constellations made from shards of sand and fires left from rebellions and recycled stories of social civil liberal aftermaths bound to books and tomes kicking feet with head hunters hippies and gnomes, men on meteorites entering at altered overtones through the dismembered decayed Ozone in which Uv's And Rv's And Microwavable morals infiltrate through our Tv's, groceries, Vaccines and play-doh made statues depicting statures of presidents, kings, idols and other such nails and lines in which we bind ourselves to walk upon to define the roads and trails we trek along to forget a tree or a winds song.. On with the bells until the tells of hours wasted in honor waiting for it to dry and in a flash and a bang its gone....

My Interests

Hmmmmmmm Youd have to ask the doc, see im not here ive checked out and am off the clock searching for jelly beans in the neighbors mailbox.Well a few things that interest me are love,lust,music, art and anything creative, girls when theyre wicked and when theyre nice, reminding myself to always think twice, getting lost in thought is fun most the time, well anything else just ask.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I love music in nearly all forms. Music is just one of those unexplainable things that keeps a person from snapping. I have become infatuated with the complexity of music and how it relates to us on a subconcious level, so I have made it one of my few life ambitions to learn the secrets of music and share them with the world.. I feel that to truly understand music I can never invalidate any of it even though it does not match my personal taste, so I try to keep a very open mind when it comes to hearing new things, even though we are in an age of musical degradation................................................. ............................................................ .............Hmmmm.. Alot of my music influnces include Grateful Dead, Bela Fleck, The Beatles, Jimi hendrix, The Doors, Victor wooten, Jefferson Airplane,B.B king, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Tom Petty, Bob Dylan, The Yardbirds, Planet Gong, Gentle Giant,Frank Zappa, Can't forget pink floyd,Eric Clapton,Ravi Shankar,The Eagles, etc...

Movies:

Yatta!
(good quality)

Yatta rules your face
Top 3 favs:
Pulp Fiction,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
A clockwork orange

Television:

Hate it.. I feel a swell of guilt whenever I let myself be entertained by a commercial. When that thin shiny glaze covers my eyes, and the lady talking about tampons becomes my center of interest I feel as though I have degraded myself. Not to say I never watch TV, usually cartoons....

Books:

Fahrenheit 451, Johnny the homicidal maniac, On a pale horse, The Xanth novels, The Doors of Perception, A clockwork Orange, havn't read 1984 yet but I would like to, Fear and loathing on the campaign trail of 76'.... uhm there are plenty others just can't think of them right now..

Heroes:

Ludwig Van Beethoven, Johann Sebastian Bach, hmm artists such as Salvidor Dahli, Boris Valejo.., Jerry Garcia (GRATEFUL DEAD!), Those who died speaking their mind to tell us theres more than what we see(Luther king, Malcom X, Jimi Hendrix, jim Morrison, Abbie Hoffman John Lennon etc...)

My Blog

The death of Ninja

These trends that bend the heads of many funny masks and *kick some ass wanna bes livin offa processed cheese well lemmie tell you somethin you never been no samurai gone rogue, wearing dark clothes...
Posted by The Lord of Funk. on Sun, 25 May 2008 03:55:00 PST

lamenting flowering love eating lust flower

The lights have gone low and the winds begin to speak the wolves tongue, flames of passion burn holes in the sky and melt the sand to glass, and there within it I'll watch you slip and pass, as you dr...
Posted by The Lord of Funk. on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 03:08:00 PST

Reality's a reverse

Its the asylum that makes you loony Its the pills that get you sick and its an institution of evil men, punishing the wicked. And its really love that drives us to hate And its a spasm calle...
Posted by The Lord of Funk. on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:44:00 PST

Imagining has consequence

And he said all we need is peace, All we need is the world for you and meWe need no religions, no wars nor any Vicesshoot meAnd they did, and they didAnd up the propaganda came, how he must turn in hi...
Posted by The Lord of Funk. on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:54:00 PST

The fabric

The pattern begins to take shape in everythingA dream at dawn fortells the outlay of the day that followsthe very stroke of time is not but a perception of a numbersbinding together to form the fabric...
Posted by The Lord of Funk. on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 12:00:00 PST

Star Dwellers

Upon our orbit, from ascended or descended places, hiding, watching. It is they upon glints of silver and Ivory, perfect without a string nor engine of our bound.Take the sky, behind the clouds, hover...
Posted by The Lord of Funk. on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:21:00 PST

Bob Barker is a Cyborg

Has anyone ever realized that Bob Barker is really old? I bet you have, and you know what? People realized that very same thing in the 70's. That was like 36 years ago...He's been really old for 36 ye...
Posted by The Lord of Funk. on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 05:20:00 PST