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Mr Wig

What is more of an encompassing theme w/ mankind; fear or laziness??

About Me

A wise man holds a handful of sand and envisions a civilization which a stupid man simply rolls around in the seaweed gets up and says, "Hey look, im vine man!"I bet the one thing that really sinks the heart of a craftsman who builds ships in a bottle is when after he finishes a project he looks in and there at the wheel is captain termite.When I die I hope people think about me and say, man that guy owed me a lot of money.
ABOUT
Name: Tom
Birthday: 12/26/1982
Birthplace: Toledo, OH
Current Location: Austin,tx but iam a true vagabond
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: English/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: excitement
Your Fears: Spiders, needles
Your Perfect Pizza: supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the F am i?
Your Best Physical Feature: lips
Your Bedtime: after 10pm and before 7am
Your Most Missed Memory: my father
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.just a side note but call it pop and die
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope quit a little over a year ago
Do you Swear: more than i smoke
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: if im going somewhere
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes but not for awhile
Do you belive in yourself: depends on the situation, it'd be insane to believe you could fly for instance.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: at times
Are you a Health Freak: i watch my diet and nutrient intake but i smoke and drink
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em cant get enough...
Do you play an Instrument: If i put my palm of my hand across my eye I can make a farting noise which ive been able to do w/ some level of rhythm, So no.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: yes but i did quit for 24 days also in the past month, where is that question huh???????????
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: god no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no this is louisiana they dont have those sort of things here... very cultured.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: give me a chance
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: Ever not been drunk?
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Paramedic/Fire fighter/writer
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark
Favourite Hair Color: anything can't seem to get away from brunettes
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: w/ in reason
Weight: depends on the height i assume nothing like an annorexic midget though...
Best Clothing Style: punk/goth
Number of Drugs I have taken: Took a few in the past but now im clean minus drinking
Number of CDs I own: over 100
Number of Piercings: Me? none, i hurt myself enough as is w/ the orifices god gave me
Number of Tattoos: none but dying to make enough to get a few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1...overhearing someone speaking of MYSPACE and asking about it.
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MyHeritage : Celebrity Collage - Old photos - Genealogies

The old woman, Dan quayle and f'n Ted Bundy? Im a sexy bitch...

My Interests

Let's see... basketball keep me moving. Car wrecks, homicidal psych's and psychosomatics keep it interesting. Morbid comedy and late night philisophical conversations keep my neuron's snapping.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus (to hear someone finally vent more than myself), Stephen Hawkings (steal his keyboard and make him say stuff in that funny voice), My father...again, George Carlin and damn near every single stand up comedian ive seen, wes anderson, Henry Thoreau, Einstein,

Music:

Rock, alternative, very little rap, literally anything that has meaningful, substantial and original lyrics.

Movies:

Im a complete movie whore little list of my favorites but honestly comedy and "artistic" films are defiantly going to get my vote before others. Of course my soon to be released movie as well.... and Fight club, waking life, superbad, bringing out the dead, man on fire, requiem for a dream, office space, south park movie, any zombie movie ever made, adaptation, super troopers, and magnolia.

Television:

Scrubs, south park, family guy, anything on adult swim, simpsons, CNBC, rescue me, and honestly any stand up, i love me some damn good stand up.

Books:

Catcher in the rye, crime and punishment, a brief history of time, fight club, desperation and the regulators by stephen king, Walden pond, notes from the underground, and bringing out the dead.

Heroes:

Anyone who is truly honest to themselves and to this world. Anyone whos willing to admit their own bias and flaws. Anyone whos willing to defend the truth even if it makes them wrong.

My Blog

Unshockable Rhythm

Isn't it funny that the problems our country/world have are problems that will never be solved. Well at least they wont be solved w/ methods of legislation, formal institutional education, or just "th...
Posted by Mr Wig on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:44:00 PST

Some psychological vomit

Trying to identify one's problem can sometimes be the most difficult task anyone can ask of themselves. Tuning your ears to your actual mind's frequency is similar to trying to see the light turned of...
Posted by Mr Wig on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:20:00 PST

Greatest personal halloween outfit ever.

I think the greatest Halloween outfit that would be absolutely perfect for me would be green sweat pants (maybe tights if im feeling dumber than usual) and a Green sweatshirt. Now the best part, ill p...
Posted by Mr Wig on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 10:10:00 PST

A lil story of romance, adventure, danger and world peace

Id like to tell the story of why I no longer sing at karaoke.   I no longer sing karaoke because last time I did I ended up causing 3,000$ of damage to my car, almost got arrested, and my friend...
Posted by Mr Wig on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 10:05:00 PST