About Me
Some people have said that I'm: cute, insecure, charming, fat, stupid, well kept, a people person, an asshole, a flake, the man, the shit, your daddy, their bitch, a stoner, a criminal, a slut, a dickhead, a genius, a fag, that guy from the other night, greg, gary, derrick, dumbass, paranoid, such a little shithead, cheap, generous, girthy, stinky, angry, ambitious, not that great, their booty call, always late, never on time, dead to them, in the dark, clueless, down for the hood, shady, creepy, nympho meniacal, a hack, a drunk, completely fuckin nuts, not allowed to call after 11pm, annoying, standing in their light, in the closet, a true friend, their worse enemy, their last resort, a lucky fuck, a life saver, cruising for a bruising, about to kill us, a sick fuck, a good time, not focused, too loud, def, too lit to give a shit, gonna get my ass kicked, not doing it right, to close to the edge, deceivingly attractive, killing them smalls, not invited, secretly in love with them, gonna clean that shit up, fucking up the rotation, drinking their beer, shitting the bed, rippin it up, never gonna get it, not ok, not flexible enough, not exactly what they had in mind, a lighter thief, one of those guys, fucking with them, never gonna call, just saying that, not as broke as they are, buying the next round, pulling their hair, asleep and can’t come to the phone, staring at them, not that punk, not that cool, high as a kite, fucking up their game, paying too much for car insurance, living a lie, shitfaced, just some guy they made out with when they were wasted,funny…………lookin!!! And cute. Wait did I say that already? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddDONE!
