george carlin |
"Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the
idea that you have freedom of choice...you dont. You have no
choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They ... Posted by on Tue, 23 Mar 2010 02:33:00 GMT |
the hills have eyes |
last night, i must say, was the worst night of driving i have ever had in my entire life.
it all started as i was leaving gallatin after dropping off kayte, my gas light came on. i thought i could ... Posted by on Thu, 23 Jul 2009 10:33:00 GMT |
know your enemy, know your rights |
i recently got hold of a police aptitude test, issued to anyone applying to become a police officer. the text in black are EXACT quotes and questions from a portion of this test, the text in red are a... Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:51:00 GMT |
the sanest days are mad |
lurkin' hard or hardly lurkin? robert pointed out i was indeed lurkin' hard.
sean executes a 9.5 windy fetus.
robert was not happy about the score and nailed sean in the head from 50 feet away... Posted by on Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:34:00 GMT |
life's a bitch, then you fix it |
i have not the foggiest concept or idea of what the general meaning of life is, i do, however realize if it's what most people in the world are doing i want no part in it. we all grew up with strange ... Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:05:00 GMT |
fear & loathing on I-65 and the saga of peaceful willie |
(work in progress)what a fantastic day. i grab my skateboard, throw on like 6 layers of clothing, get in my car and go on my never ending search of adventure. delightful. i decide to get to nashville ... Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:13:00 GMT |
thanks for ruining skateboarding, and i’m old |
in lapse of recent events and changes everyone's had to go through, my entire "old crew" has went separate ways in life. now, this isn't some ridiculous rant towards them because they all are and will... Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 12:37:00 GMT |
dear lafayette, |
....we breathe the same air, we have the same fluid pumping through our veins, our bodies are made of the same parts, we both must eat, drink, and sleep to live. out of all of my apparent sins, this i... Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 13:15:00 GMT |
near death experience |
so after/during work saturday i drank beer and kessler's most of the day. after that was over i kept drinking and got pretty hammered. lots of alcohol + no food = DRUNK. so as the uneventful weird day... Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:55:00 GMT |
everything must belong somewhere |
i'm pretty tired of people asking me why i do the things i do, why i look the way i look, and why i think the things i think. i have no explanation of this, and neither does anyone else, including the... Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:17:00 GMT |