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About Me

Sup bitches. well as you all probably know, my name is Brittany. Im a pretty nifty little hizzo and you're most likely jealous. I was in highscholl but *shush* you'll have to figure out who I be now! Lets see..I hate fake people so I'm definately NOT a cheerleader lol. All that bouncing up and down HAS to do something to their already low brain cell count. Fo shizzle I hate dirty people. Its called showering y'all, its not that difficult..ok im a hypocrite. Other than that Im a pretty easy going and let me just say, the tampon is the best invention since the wheel. Wanna go into detail about it? Just ask!Â© whateverlife.comdiv style="position:absolute;left:0px;top:0px;width:88px;height: 31px

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Oh, I've met plenty a celeb in my days but If I really had to meet someone, it would most likely be Jesus and Santa Clause. Those are some pretty cool mother f*ckers and I bet we could down a few keystones together. Just kidding, I dont drink...I smoke crack and babays.
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My Blog

Halloween

Ahh Halloween, thou hath cometh...otra vez. You see my dear friends. This is not a day in which we ought express a fear for mankind but a joyful embracing of society's need to work together...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 00:37:00 GMT

MY NEW SCREEN NAME

hey i finally got a screen name LOL LOL its "crazybritstits" on aol. So if any of y'all wanna chat hit me up.
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 20:47:00 GMT

Valentines Day...screw you

So Im spending my Valentines Day all alone. Which, shit, mama needs a foot rub and some lovin but I guess I'll just hang out alone. Take a nice looong bath..and watch a romantic movie...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 00:24:00 GMT

My Poem

Yay for friends! Sluts. I want to hump everything i see. Why?
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 23:21:00 GMT

SEXY SEXY SEXY LOOK AT ME

Ok babies....here it is: Today was crazy. School was out so heres the deal. First of all I farted in church and im pretty sure the pastor freaked out over it. I almost got a standing ovation...f...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 00:19:00 GMT

Heya Bitches

I HATE SLUTS I HATE SLUTS I HATE SLUTS!!!!! You have no idea..its killing me. If any people reading this go to senior or especially west..holla at me if ya feel me.. ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 19:49:00 GMT

My rant for the day...

Im totally supposed to be paying attention in class right now but WHOOPS dont really care. Well well i sure do love wednesdays. They bring out the light in my eyes (and thighs) if you ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:05:00 GMT

LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!! ITS CRAZY

Ok, so here was my day.... I kicked it at school...with all my bitches. Kinda boring but what can you do. Until I saw him, the boy (and girl?) that makes my stomach to backflips and my bod...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 17:01:00 GMT