Defender Of The Oxford Comma

About Me

I AM A HILARIOUSLY ENORMOUS CREATURE OF GIRTH. AND WONDER. GIRTH AND WONDER, SIMULTANEOUSLY.
(Behold the All Caps of Fury, and despair.)
I am Grace. (Hurr.) I enjoy hot moms, and also the Oxford Comma. The Serial Comma. Shut up. YOU MAKE THIS HARD. My brain is small. Wah.
I work at an Organic Food Store, and I care about Organic Food. Because I am a dirty hippie, thank you. I like being a dirty hippie, but only if I am allowed to shower. I STILL CARE ABOUT ORGANIC FOOD. I just don't work there anymore, and instead I go to school. And cry a lot, because my brain is too small to do what I want it to do.
I also like showers.
And talking loudly about breasts.
And also talking loudly about embarrassing things in general.
THE END, GO LOOK AT SOMETHING ELSE.

My Interests

People. Backstories. Old books. New books. Pubescent books. Freckles. Hair. Nails. Lines. Color. Space. Shape. Form. Trees. Buildings. Cities. Fields. Mountains. Beaches. Lights. Shadows. Photography. Old photographs. Spelling. Grammar. Languages. Clicking. Not being pregnant. The Oxford Comma.

I'd like to meet:

Myself, ten years from now.
HEY MUTHAFUCKA, ARE YOU RICH YET?

"NO!!"

Music:

Mirah. OK Go. Jonny Lang. Radiohead. Thom Yorke. Bjork. Ali Project. Rai. Ultrakystron. The Cloves. Nada Surf. The Pillows. Beck (I was Made To Hit In America). The Beat Crusaders. Ella Fitzgerald. That other Beck guy, the scientologist one. Yuki Kajiura. The Arcade Fire. Belle Orchestre. Cake. Coldplay. Fiona Apple. Imogen Heap. Gomez. Gorillaz. Magnet. Mates of State. Queen. Rilo Kiley. Dispatch. Dissent. Aereogramme. The Shins. Wolfmother. Tegan And Sara. Deftones. Vaux. Viaros. Union of Knives. Tool. The Sea And Cake. The New Pornographers. John Williams. The Album Leaf. Amiina. Stars. Rogue Wave. Outkast. Remy Zero. Pink Floyd. Maritime. Massive Attack. Guillemots. Manuok. Jack Johnson. Explosions In The Sky. Day For Airstrikes. Death Cab For Cutie. Better Than Ezra. American Analog Set. The Fratellis. The Killers.

Movies:

Waking Life. A Scanner Darkly. Finding Nemo. Snow White. Mulan. Lilo and Stitch. The Last Life In The Universe. Mysterious Skin. Dogma. Finding Forrester. Star Wars IV-VI. Brick. Little Miss Sunshine. The Science Of Sleep. Lady In The Water. Beavis And Butthead Do America. Sin City. Nancy Drew. Transformers.

Television:

Futurama. Wonderpets. Scrubs. The Daily Show. The Colbert Report. The Nanny.

Books:

DISCWORLD, DAMMIT. GO READ ALL OF THEM NOW. Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman. Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore. The Book Of The Dun Cow. Dies The Fire.

Heroes:

My cat, Lois. ;o; I LOVE YOU KITTY. YOU ARE MY SCHNOOKUMS.

My Blog

What do you mean, you have the epilepsies?!?!?

It would be awful nice if people would get it through their heads that not all epileptics fall in the floor flailing and biting off their tongues. Sometimes people can just black out! Or randomly shak...
Posted by Defender Of The Oxford Comma on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:22:00 PST

this is where the world ends

Posted by Defender Of The Oxford Comma on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:39:00 PST

oh hey whut's up guyz.

I sort of totally forgot I had this bloody thing, except for the myspace alert thingies I'd get in my email every other week. And they're few and far between, so, you know, whatever.I have a polaroid ...
Posted by Defender Of The Oxford Comma on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:41:00 PST

Good news!

News 1: I have a MySpace. It's what comes from being tired at a party with your friends. News 2: I'm fuckin' lazy. Either I'll get addicted to this damn thing or I'll never poke my nose into this cor...
Posted by Defender Of The Oxford Comma on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 02:24:00 PST