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Fire Crotch

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About Me

sn-MATT0706 (this will never ever change) I'm a professional lottery player and am sponsored by Nike. When i'm scratching off my scratch offs and telling the cashier my numbers to play, i do it in comfort and style with the Nike Air Max Lotto's. They support my ankle for vigorous scratching and provide maximum comfort for those cashiers who are inept and have trouble operating the lottery machine.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

The girl that is on those ad's for that tshirt company when you sign out of myspace. she is gorgeous.. width="425" height="350" ....

Books:

Stephen Colbert’s Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure. and THE great gatsby.

Heroes:

.. width="425" height="350" ....STEPHEN COLBERT!Jared. Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P) Sal Villanueva (everything the man touches, turns into a legendary album)