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About Me


OrangeSTAR is deathly afraid of apples. I think that says something integral about the universe.
I think it's interesting to hear all the things "real vegans" don't do.
I'm a firm believer in the Mayan Doomsday Prophecy, affectionately known as The Zombie Holocaust.
For some reason I have an affinity for animal shaped ottomans.
I eat more vegetables than the average American.
Raspberries spark when microwaved!
I have the decorating skills of a five year old little boy and the tinkering skills of a retired old man.
Beards and Beasts are all that can catch my attention these days.
More often than naught, my foam kills baby monkeys.
I'm pretty annoying, unless you love me. My mom says that anyone who doesn't like me must be mentally challenged. She also says that books are gay.
I'm sort of a health freak. Sort of a fat kid.
Usually when I hate a celebrity, they die within six months. Seriously.
TREE HOUSES TILL I DIE!
Air is Delicious. mmm. air.
That Webster's dictionary guy was a dick.
All straw, raw dog.
Be my friend because I probably don't hate you.
I love jake. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Zakk to chat about texture. Rasputin to converse about density. And Jesus to gossip about Jews.
Great bearded people(men and women alike). Old timey Prospectors. Grizzled old men.
Raw food vegans.

I'm a fan of people. but not the osculating kind. PERFECTION

My Blog

Once the page of a calander is turned its no more.

I was sitting on a boulder at the farthest end of seven mile beach in Australia. I just ran the nine miles it takes to get there and about to run the five it takes to get back home. About a mile away ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:16:00 GMT

growth in black and white

I just sifted through four years of my own stream of consciousness via myspace blog. I learned a few things about myself that I never realized.I had no clue how angst ridden and self involved I was. I...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:40:00 GMT

Think of how large the oceans would be if there were no sponges.

Its a little after 4am. I have to be up for work in a few hours but I just cant sleep well tonight. When I'm laying in bed at night, thats when I do my most insightful thinking.Topic of tonights conce...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:06:00 GMT

Palendromes couldn't save the whore from hate... and death.

I've hated anna nicole smith since the dawn of time. I was born to hate her. I hate every single fiber of her existance. I once wished an aeroplane full of flamming africanized bees and razor blade cl...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:33:00 GMT

Honest abe, kittens, nonsense really.

Abraham Lincoln once said, "For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like."He was probably talking about kittens.I love me some Honest Abe, so this one's for you buddy. K...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 20:17:00 GMT

Twenty questions I ask to decide if I can REALLY love someone.

     1. Let us assume you met a rudimentary magician. Let us assume he can do five simple tricks- he can pull a rabbit out of a hat, he can make a coin disappear, he can turn ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 22:17:00 GMT

Self-destruction in the color Monarchy

My room is the interior decorating equivilant of shooting yourself in the face. that massicre orange. a slaying. a crucifixion really. The color I hate the most to cover the walls of my sanctuary. How...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 21:05:00 GMT

Its time to get out of the desert and into the sun, even if its alone

5am Australia time is 1pm Indiana time. Im the only one awake in my lodge. I may still have a little jetlag because 1pm is about the time i wake up at home. So far... Australia is amazing. The plane ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:02:00 GMT

Sanguinary!

This is college. I say lets bust out the earthworm costume and the crotchless spacesuites and do it in the hallway. I say lets steal a urinal and snort coke off it while masturbating with a pitchfork...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 00:41:00 GMT

Strap your legs to the tip of your guitar

So I definitely am going to Australia this january. I turned in my deposit yesterday am Im super duper pumped. yes, super duper. Its real life now. Its settled... and once again, I have the best ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:52:00 GMT