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Britton the Amazing!

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I fully enjoy a long, lazy Sunday in bed with a steady flow of mimosas and enough episodes of Family Guy and The Office on DVD to keep me occupied for hours. In my free time I like checking out good live music or fabulous new restaurants, though wine has always remained to be my favorite food. I'm horribly afraid of elevators and of leaving my closet door open at night. My friends are great, I couldn't live without my mom and my sisters, and my man is the finest since sliced bread! I love my cat, Baxter, who is the most awesome pet of all time...she's always there ready to hang out when I need a friend
MySpace Layouts Oh, and then I also do a few important things too, like work and go to school and stuff like that. And I love mashed potatoes.

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Check this out, it's Eddie Izzard. Pretty funny little flick about the holidays...


Music:

Stevie Ray was one of the best. And thanks to my old Steve for showing me that. I love all kinds of music, but usually its rock or the blues. Most recent shows include Alice in Cains Acoustic (which was just incredible), Bonnaroo in Tennesee (Tool, The Police, White Stripes, Galactic, Damian Marley, Widespread...), Alice Cooper, The Black Crowes, Rush, and She Wants Revenge, to give you some idea of my random tastes in music..A Perfect Circle, Rage, Alice in Chains, Pantera(Dimebag), Incubus, Sublime, Jack Johnson, Cake, Lenny, Tool, The White Stripes, Sinatra, The Chili Peppers, Dave, Rush, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Widespread, 311, and a million others. There's a really great local band here in KC called Red Line Chemistry. Go to the link below & check 'em out! They usually have a great show comin' up in the area...

Movies:

The Goonies, A League of Thier Own, The Sandlot, Super Troopers, Zoolander, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Erin Brockovitch, Pretty Woman, Thomas Crown Affair, Casino, Office Space, Austin Powers, Ocean's 11, The Incredibles, Monsters Inc., Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms, blahblahblahblah...

Television:

I don't watch a lot of TV...there's a few shows I love and that's it. Top Chef on Bravo--It's my guilty pleasure reality show...Also The Daily Show, The Office, Seinfeld, Letterman, South Park, Family Guy:
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Robot Chicken, & The Price is Right (even though its not Bob anymore...) I'm also kinda stuck on Weeds and Californication on Showtime. Other than that I watch Food Network or the Comedy channel, or else I find something productive to do with my time other than sitting on my ass flipping through the TV guide.

Books:

Well I finally finished the last Harry Potter book. A little slow I know but I have homework to do! Other than that its the newspaper, and yes I DO complete the crossword everyday. In pen.

Heroes:

Other than Mom, spiderman...
MySpace Images The Hulk...
MySpace Images and Scooby-Doo. And of course the other half of my crime-fighting duo, Paflack007. Oh yeah...and Chuck Norris. He is iNcReDiBlE. Let me just tell you: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.