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About Me

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What Rejected Crayon Are You?Alright, I had a stroke, and I'm trying to deal with it. I am incredibly smart, handsome, humble, funny and the most modest person that has ever existed ever. I am a cyborg, and I have been a cyborg since before being a cyborg was cool. Once I was walking by McDonalds and the whole place smelled like semen. I don't eat at McDonalds. My AIM = gjtbone2000 www.gjtbone.com Is my site but it is pretty barren at the moment. THEN CLICK FOR "NO REASON"

Oddly enough, if you don't want to give me money you can click the link above also. Technology makes no sense sometimes. Ok, ok, it does. Just give me money. Yeah, like you're using it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

First I want to say that I like meeting all types of people, it is fun for a shut-in like myself. Also, I had a stroke and my brain is sorta messed up, so what I say should be taken with more grains of salt than what most other people say. Ideally, someone who will play a game knowing full well that they might lose, but realizes that winning isn't neccesarily the point (Jesus people, it is a metaphor for life! Do I need to point everything out for you?). Someone who understands that something can be right and wrong at the same time (Another metaphor... Jesus!). Someone who has a good excuse not to meet me (Sarcasm). Oh, and girls who dig the whole really pale and bad teeth thing (yeah no, I am really pale and have bad teeth).......

My Blog

Transformers

Was a GMCood movie, a very good movie. Part of me is GMClad that it was made. I'm really ok with all the viral MOUNTAIN DEWarketing and propaganda. Not that... there was SONY of eith...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 00:36:00 GMT

Alien Invasion

Wouldn't make for a good movie. Why? Well, they would totally kick our ass. Most likely before we could even fight back.
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 00:58:00 GMT

Meatless meatballs

Ok. I work in a "healthy" food store, and I understand the whole fake food thing. I get imitation chicken and rice cream and what not. It isn't my thing, but whatever floats you...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 19:57:00 GMT

Since I know you look to me for... ok, nothing.

Still, I can see the future man, and I am not afraid. Yes, I have seen that movie by that guy called "An Inconvenient Truth", and I was able to look past all those pleas of his to become preside...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:09:00 GMT

The meaning of life...

Everyone loves a challenge, even our kids. The meaning of life is to fuck up the planet, have kids, and then blame them for the planet being fucked up. It's what our parents did.
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 13:35:00 GMT

This is what I was trying to say.

Ok Renee, this was all I was trying to say: "Little 6th, 7th, and 8th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts [and lie about your age], go somewhere else because nobody wants you here."
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 14:16:00 GMT

Thank you all, I hate you, really.

Scott Summers dies. So does Charles Xavier and Jean Grey. Yeah. Fuck all of you!
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 01:22:00 GMT

I'm on to you!

What the fuck is with lettuce? I mean it is too thin to "spear" with your fork, and too wide to be shovelled in. The most efficient way to eat this food food is to just grab it and cram it...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 19:49:00 GMT

Yeah, I know I know

Alright, a little rhetorical question here, because it is bothering me. Why do 16, 17 year-old girls say they are twenty something on their pages? I mean, I know why they do it, they think...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 19:47:00 GMT

Let's waste our creativity!

Ok. I know I am not some sort of movie buff. Well, actually I do like movies, so I guess I shouldn't say that. I am not a... movie connosiour? Well, I suppose that would depend...
Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 20:59:00 GMT