Confused by stupidity

Well lets see...i like chesse...ummmmmm ohhhhhhh and them Tex Mex egg rolls... from this spot in Austin...i get them at the diner around the conner but they're not as good... im a good guy...thats what this young lady use to tell me... its funny how your title changes...when gurls are mad at you... im am introverted extravert...the loner with friends...the popular nerd... the goofy cool guy... yeah...so heres some words of wisdom that will hopfully make a burdon of yours easier to bare... when picking up heavy objects beened at the knees... thank you...god bless...good night...