Hi! My name is Mathew Anderson. It all started for me in southern Japan. I was born in a cave, cold and all alone, untill my mother pumped out my 9 brothers and sisters. She died but we were all found by a bunch of spilunking ninja's who were checking out the cave. They raised us all and tought us to beat peoples asses from the shadows until one day some dumb ass named "Xing Pao Master of Beasts" killed them all by getting all of our goats to attack us. I was the only one left alive. I renamed myself "Hong Su Fu Tso", Man Who Cannot Be Killed By Goats. I swor revenge on Xing Pao and did not rest until I found him and met him in battle. Which turned out to be really stupid because I was insanely tired and ended up getting my ass kicked. So Finnaly after 5 years I was able to fight him while I was well rested and I won. And as I stood over him, ready to kill him and he asked my what it would really prove. I thought about it and was like, "I don't really know. I mean, you killed my family and all but I didn't really like those bastards anyway." So I let him live and he got me a cup of Coffee. We've been good buddies ever since. Now me and Xing Pao train assasin goats together in Ohio.
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