Chicken Ala Farts |
Turds.. and rice.Pork and farts...Eggs and brain..s.Boile..d testi..cles.Liver.. flavo..r Jolly.. Ranch..ers.Your mothe..r over rice.Quack.. quack.. click.. snap.Mary had a littl..e leg.The Czech.. is...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:30:00 GMT |
Flowers Are For Wussies |
She is such a lousy cook she burned my salad. What does question mark mean? Anybody up for some unprotected anal sex? Is it legal in any state to marry yourself for tax purposes? I know you can't see ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 10:28:00 GMT |
Michael Jackson’s Transformation |
Jackson's skin was a medium-brown color for the entire duration of his youth, but starting in the early 1980s, his skin gradually grew paler. This change gained widespread media coverage, including ru...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:03:00 GMT |
My latest blog |
This is my newest blog. It is entirely different from all of my other blogs. Nothing that I am saying to my knowledge in this blog has ever been posted in any of my other blogs. Also, nothing has been...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 15:51:00 GMT |
Battered Women |
Last night I had a dream that I had a dream about a dream that I had last night. All of that was shattered when I thought to myself: "hmmm...why can I hear myself think so loudly?".Suddenly, my alarm ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:23:00 GMT |
Warning: Clown Music |
First, what is "Clown Music"? Is it KISS or King Diamond? Or something even far more sinister (or silly!)?Some interesting points here:1) You have to really look out for those canabalistic dead clowns...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:51:00 GMT |
Lamase el escroto |
Dick Cheney had an asshole transplant and it rejected him. If you were totally starving and the only thing to eat was hickory smoked donkey dick, would you dream of turnip greens and ice cream with th...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:05:00 GMT |
I worked on the set of "Year One" today! |
A very interesting experience it was...Call time was 6 AM (ugh!) and I worked it until 7:30 PM. Had lunch with Jack Black (and 100 other people) and was offered more work in the film industry. However...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:05:00 GMT |
Raw oysters in Kool Whip |
A good thing about illegal drugs: They've taught many of young Americans the metric system.
Always remember: The faster we go, the rounder we get.
Never forget to look both ways before shoplifting at ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 13:04:00 GMT |
Worst Blog Ever: Fartbones!!!?? |
If an orchestra conductor farts, is his tie too tight? She is such a terrible cook, she burned my salad! If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you rub Preperation H all over yourself and ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:31:00 GMT |
