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Evil Ninja Kat

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

About Me

Victoria --
[noun]:

A person who is constantly high

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comI'm an asshole, no seriously, I'm an asshole. I'm rude, blunt (and i love em too), crude, perverse, loud, fat, and fucking SEXY. Yeah bitch FUCKING SEXY. I'm that bitch with no shame and a fucking attitude. The girl your parents warned you about. I drink, smoke, cuss like a motherfucking sailor and I fucking love it, and if you dont, oh well, you're missing out on a good time and loyal friend. If you want all the bullshit details, " I'm 5'4 born and raised in san antonio. i like corn and anal rape...." Ask me or go look at someone elses page. peace bitchesI edited my profile at MsPremade.com . check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Politics, war(especially the holocaust), mayhem, destruction, grindcore, kitties, bunnies, animals in general, the extremes of human nature (both good and bad, invader zim, happy noodle boy and nny (you rock if you know who either of them are), cartoons, kids, hitting the slopes, and blowing the trees, Neitzsche, cookies ( cuz I'm fat), online gaming, FPS, platform games, Grand theft Motherfucking Auto series, ratchet and clank, Resistance: Fall of Man online {Bullseye expert! "TAG EM AND BAG EM!"), call of booty (can't wait to get COD 4 ), Charlie Oscar Delta, Chimerans, God of war series, Playstation all of them 1,2,3,portable (that thing will totally morph! Cluster bomb! cluster bomb!)music phones, gizmos and gadgets, Hentai (mmmmm Me Rikey Hentai Number one GI), brain age, nintendo (but not the Wii i'm a gimp), Blues clues (magenta and orange kitten),I made this slideshow at FreeFlashSlideshow.com .
Check out these MySpace Slideshows !

I'd like to meet:

On myspace : Intellegent people with similar interests. Famous People: maynard keenan, serj tankin, philip anselmo, keanu reeves, adrian grenier, charles manson, zack de la rocha, and Robert smith. Dead people i'd love to have met: jesus, judas ischariot, adolf hitler, joseph stalin, che guevara, emiliano zapata, ceasar chavez, mother teresa, ghandhi, the first buddah, mohammad, any hindu deity,(i dont think they ever lived but whatever)elliot smith, dimebag darrell, and john f kennedy.

Music:

I'm a music lover not a music snob But these are a few i dig :The cure, Depeche moode, The smiths, Morrisey,The misfits, danzig, pretty little flower, kylesa, Elliott smith, type o negative, reel big fish, Sublime, jack of jill, janis ian, janis joplin, bob dylan, the guess who, america,cake, the mars volta, dishwalla, Bush, Bella Morte, slayer, Six feet under, cannibal corpse, Cruxshadows, Nancy sinatra, some hatebreed, candlebox, fuel, some fiona apple, rasputina, stabbing westward, gnarls barkley, lords of acid,live, london after midnight,the killers,tool,tonic,violent femmes, curtis mayfield,Johnny cash, kenny rodgers,gin blossoms,graveworm,everlast,the strokes,social distortion, the vines, a perfect circle, NIN, Pearl jam, nirvana, marron 5, Orgy, third eye blind,...fuck do you really want me to go on?

Movies:

super troopers, Natural born killers, It, Bill and ted's bogus journey, the truth about cats and dogs, Quills, high tension,Disney movies ( the cool ones), Fear and loathing in las vegas, cry baby, silent hill, Ghandhi and a few others. I'm not real into movies.

Television:

Entourage bitches! Masters of horror, I love new york 2, house, bones, Law and order: criminal Intent, Blues clues ( i have a mom crush on steve), The simpsons, aqua teen, family guy basically everything on adult swim and boomerang except tom goes to the mayor. I hate that fucking show. ohh ohh and invader zim. I love me some gir.

Books:

The Antichrist, The Gay Science, Beyond good and evil, Thus spoke Zarathustra Paradise lost and Paradise regained inferno, Beowulf, And Thier Eyes where watching god, and so many others. actually i'm more into poetry of the middle ages and 19th and early 20th century.

Heroes:

Elliott Smith for being a samurai come on you have to be pretty down to stab yourself in the heart and She-ra for kicking so much ass and being all about girl power before the fucking spice whores! Yani for hooking up the GA ozzfest tix. My kid for kicking ass. Happy noodle boy and Gir for kicking so much ass and just not giving a fuck repectivly.

My Blog

Omg i fucking did it. Cage come here i want u.

Ive been playing this game on my phone called Brain juice and ive gotten rather good. its been my goal to get in the top ten list on Sprint and just a few mins ago i got in. lucky number seven bitch*....
Posted by Evil Ninja Kat on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 03:18:00 PST

baseless stoner theory

So the end of the world is supposed to be 12-21-12. and that the antichrist was born on 06/06/06 p.s a kid was born weighting 6lbs 6.6ozs. anyway when he is 6 yrs 6 mons 6 days it will be 12 12 12 ...
Posted by Evil Ninja Kat on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:33:00 PST

Forgotten

I look back at my life at 15 and i had good friends and good times and then somewhere along the line, I lost the people who meant the most to me. It's kinda sad I thought that we would be together for...
Posted by Evil Ninja Kat on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:58:00 PST

For You

For You pain and writhing /anger seething/ bereft thoughts and lonely hearts selfishness and guilt/ building slowing/ bubbling lowly/ boiling steam/    gushing screams/ scalding words/...
Posted by Evil Ninja Kat on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:28:00 PST

I got what i wanted this time....

As most of you know I have really bad rheumatoid arthritis, [ thats why my hands are all fucked up] well i recently applied for disability since i can't move my wrists anymore. I got approved and I'm ...
Posted by Evil Ninja Kat on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 03:05:00 PST

Cinderella and the Evil step-mother

[ inspired by true events ]   So Cinderella likes to smoke weed right and like all real stoners she had a favorite lighter or two. She had a beautiful enchanted glass lighter set of green and red...
Posted by Evil Ninja Kat on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:02:00 PST

Days like today reveal who really loves you

Yeah so I'm pissed off. I invited so many fucking people to my kids party today. Family friends, loads of people. I spent a fuck load of money worrying about other people, having a good time. And gues...
Posted by Evil Ninja Kat on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:10:00 PST

Happy birthday emily

Happy Birthday EmilyMoop!   It's my kids first birthday nad her party is tomorrow, I'm stressing out. Beep.
Posted by Evil Ninja Kat on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

time flies when your changing diapers

Has it been a year already? i mean where did the time go? i still remember being pregnant and now i'm spending all my cash for my kiddos birthday party. I mean she's so big now. She's doing all this s...
Posted by Evil Ninja Kat on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 05:34:00 PST

love

heee heeee JOSEPH LOVES ME !
Posted by Evil Ninja Kat on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 05:38:00 PST