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Totally Dude!

Your Ignorance is Depressing Me

About Me

I just want to live and then die.

My Interests

Red Wine, Rhinos, Hippos, and Elephants.

I'd like to meet:

A women with Razor-Blades and Dice in her eyes, Thunder and Lightning in her thighs.

Music:

The Beach Boys, exclusively.

Movies:

..my life is a movie, it sucks, dont watch it.

Television:

Sometimes I watch that show on TNT where they make fun of asian people.

Books:

The American Medical Associations Guide to Barbituates.

Heroes:

Elephants and the Loyalty of Dogs.

My Blog

Roll the Bones..

..waiting to leave, 3 days...then broke on the road for 2 months...I actually could care less about being homeless, worthless, and pennyless...i am just excited about the road again...its been a few m...
Posted by Totally Dude! on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:11:00 PST

End of an Era

..D place is over, it took 4 years of dirts but the dream is over...my life is packed into 2 snug backpacks, 3 pairs of shoes, and misc.....goodbye couches, goodbye ronald, goodbye friends, and crabs ...
Posted by Totally Dude! on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 08:57:00 PST

mazzy

listen to mazzy star.
Posted by Totally Dude! on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 01:30:00 PST

It's true

its true ladies... eighties is back!!!! alina
Posted by Totally Dude! on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 06:23:00 PST

Past Tense

..I just left for Miami, 4:45 in the morning...goodbye grey days, being cold, and self loathing...things are looking up for my spirits and low for my livers...I'll give a shout to don johnson for ya.....
Posted by Totally Dude! on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 01:17:00 PST

High School Schmuckery

..running into people from highshcool has got to be the worst shit ever.  One more comment about my beard and I am gonna schank somebody, prison style.
Posted by Totally Dude! on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 11:47:00 PST

titties and beer

..aint much better than stumbling out of bed to find a twelve pack of heineken and a bottle of whiskey under the christmas tree....thanks jebus.
Posted by Totally Dude! on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 07:26:00 PST

Suck My Dick

Go suck a Lemon. I hate you all.
Posted by Totally Dude! on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:51:00 PST

Grandness

..leaving in 3 hours for 5 days and nights hiking, and sleeping, and thinking in the Grand Canyon...I've got my Jim Beam, Harmonica, and thoughts to keep me going...so if you never here from me again,...
Posted by Totally Dude! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...six in tha mornin.

....alright its now 7 am, I just got off work...six hours of stocking while being forced to listen to horrible music...I think my eyes are trying to blind themselves..I watched the sunrise over downto...
Posted by Totally Dude! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST